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Tom Smith wins Republican U.S. Senate primary in Pennsylvania

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
edited 2012-04-25 13:04:02 in Politics
Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

Wait, who?


I think we need to start rating politicians on the distinctiveness of their names.

Comments

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    On the one hand, there was John Smith, leader of the British Labour Party from 1992-4. On the other, Lawrence Eagleburger, Clinton's Secretary of Defence (?) - not a name you'd forget.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2012-04-25 14:42:15

    Well, there were quite a few politicians named John Smith, so this guy isn't quite there at the "least distinct" rating... I guess. Oooh, what about people named Muhammad? That's damn common. Although, it tends to be followed by something considerably less common.


     


    As for "less forgettable", what about Adolf Lu Hitler Marak? From India, of all places.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Eagleburger




    That is the most American name I've ever heard in my life.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    That is the most American delicious name I've ever heard in my life.


    FTFY.

  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus

    That is the most American delicious deliciously American name I've ever heard in my life.



    FTFY.

  • FlyboyFlyboy
    Back in Black

    Abraham Lincoln's first Vice President, Hannibal Hamlin, automatically wins for most awesome politician name. 

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg, German former Minister of Defence. A baron. Perhaps incidentally, he's married to Stephanie Gräfin von Bismarck-Schönhausen. A countess.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    ^ I'm not sure if that's memorable or unmemorable...


     


    Also, eagles and burgers are things you'd associate with America, but burgers made of eagles... aren't.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    People would probably hate you if you tried to sell eagle burgers.

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.

    I'd try one, for what it's worth.

  • FlyboyFlyboy
    Back in Black

    I've heard eagle actually tastes really bad...

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    edited 2012-04-26 17:37:05
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    All carnivore predators do, generally.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Yeah, it's the herbivore predators that tend to be the tasty ones.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

     carnivore predators



    So pandas taste nice, I guess, they're herbivore carnivora.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    I imagine that eagle burgers are to the USA as panda dumplings are to China.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    All carnivore predators do, generally.



    Swordfish would like to disagree with you.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Aren't they piscivore?

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Piscivores are carnivorous. :|

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