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A gurl was walkin 2 skewl wit her bf
n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine
She was hit by a car
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment to sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......"
(dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)
post bak if this touched u da saym way.... ^_^
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Jesus, I swear I had the source for this. It was somewhere on tumblr, I think.
Also:
1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6.You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don’t know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it’s back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they’ll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they’re great.
16. You must be a great friend, because someone gave this too you.
If you care about them, send it back.
**SEND THIS LETTER TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU WON’T GET ANY GOOD LUCK, AND YOUR CRUSH WON’T SUDDENLY LIKE YOU, BUT YOU’LL BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE’S DAY, AND MIGHT CHANGE THEIR PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE
How do you two not just automatically filter out this sort of stupid already? It isn't 1995 anymore, we've learned ways to ignore stupid on the internet.
Variation.
^^ >implying we want to
Plus, I'm pretty sure the thing Myrm posted was intended as a joke.
^Oh ye gods, I cracked up at the low blood sugar part.
I think the internet is sort of interesting in its capacity to bring out extremes, both in terms of mockery and support. Something like this would rightly be criticised in real life, but in the privacy of the internet, there are obviously a fair few people who find this genuinely endearing.
In any case, emotional positivity is more effectively expressed laconically, at least in my opinion. David Wong, of all people, made an excellent point. It basically goes that at age 38, you have experienced, on average, half the world has to contribute to your life. Ergo, despair is irrational.
It's not perfect, and it's certainly subject to criticism, but I think it expresses the core point effectively. It boils down to "tomorrow is unknowable", but with a semblance of evidence to back that up. By the same token, though, I suppose tomorrow can always get worse. Narrative logic also dictates that claiming something cannot get worse will inevitably cause one's general condition to deteriorate, so perhaps some even-mindedness is well called for.
Personally, I find the most comforting piece of philosophy the claim that life holds no objective value, allowing us to define our own purposes. Choice can be a hefty responsibility, but it's also comforting element when nothing seems to go right.
^
Wow.
>Posts random misattributed Marilyn Monroe quote.
IF THIS GROUP REACHES 4294967296 THERE WILL BE A BUFFER OVERFLOW
98% of teenagers between ages 12-19 have smoked in they're lifes. Copy paste this in you signature if your the 2 %!!
DIS IS GOD. JESUS SED DENY ME BEFORE UR PEOPLE AND I SHALL DENI U BEFORE MY FATHER IN HEAVEN. REPOST THIS OR GO TO HELL
> gotta hel
Got a Hel?
> da green man came on the sine
this is pretty disgusting.
dis story is so sad and dark
i hop it didnt hapen to u mirmy-san *glomps* *huggles* rmember dont be sad cuz YOUR AWWSOME
Plz read my Narutox My Little Pony fanfiction Only constructive criticism allow!
so pritty, noaychan :DDDD
> baner
Correct spelling of last name of current Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives?
> Narutox
Correct spelling of name of anime series?
nooooo u baka it was just a typo im going to report u to the admin im irl frends with him so FUK U
Plz read my Narutox My Little Pony fanfiction Only constructive criticism allow!
...How the fuck would you hide an diamond ring in a Pop Tart? For some reason I imagine "BF" cutting away a little "access panel" on the back with an X-Acto knife, sticking the ring in, and then trying to close it back up with Scotch tape because it's too thick to actually go back together properly.
99% of American households earn less than $506,553 per year. Copy-paste this into your signature if you're the 1%!
^ Win.
^^^ To be fair, if I tried that, I'd WANT the panel to fall off when the girl picks it up, as otherwise... Ouch
Man, I should have made that Nohay-chan banner for April Fools and end all my posts with it. Oh well have my favourite copypasta. WARNING: IMMATURE
thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.