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Michael Bay's TMNT movie
It's been revealed the Turtles will be from outer space.
What the fuck?
What rationale is there for such a change? All it's going to do is alienate fans.
Comments
>implying Michael Bay actually cares about source material when adapting stuff
But don't you know, everything is cooler if it comes from outer space.
>Horrible Cygan pun
>:[
>Michael Bay
Honestly, did you actually expect anything more?
Also, why does nobody ever approve of my puns
I certainly wasn't expecting anything but rock bottom, but just as I think I've laid there he throws me a pick-axe.
^I snickered.
I do. I just like mocking you~
but yeah, seriously, this is stupid and full of why are you doing this, man? I mean, if you don't like a project enough to be somewhat accurate to the source material, why are you helming it? Money can't be it. Or at least, Bay can easily pick or finance any other project and spend his TIME and EFFORT in that and make a project that he actually cares about. But nope.
Maybe it's a visual representation of how he's trying to alienate his viewers.
let's just sit down and stare at nova slowly while giving her some space so she can reflect on her sins.
^^I just made that pun. >=|
I'm just hoping people won't see this one.
I'm also really hoping my gaming group doesn't try to drag me to it like they did with TF3.
That wasn't a pun!
It was literally what I was trying to say!
They're aliens, so it's a visual representation of how he's trying to alienate them!
Now, it's time to count up your sins.
Only that one pun that one time. And all those other ones.
oh god i've been corrupted
Michael Bay is like that giant everyone runs in terror of wherever he appears, because he will crush all that you love.
Did they ever pay for the grave psychological damage?
>Now, it's time to count up your sins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyK09uYNo2M
^Dude I get psychologically tortured by the ST's fishmalk girlfriend each week. It's par for the course. This was just one of their better successes.
Yes, congratulations, you know where I got it from.
but you enjoy psychological torture by women so that hardly counts!
^^I just really like that song is all.
^Not that kind of psychological torture. I enjoy psychotic ladies, not women who look for every excuse to act like they're ten years old.
>Psychotics not women
>not women
is this you coming out of the closet or something
ETA: herp, derp, there's supposed to be a comma in there, isn't there
How dare a mediocre director touch a franchise about pizza-loving ninja reptiles that's mainly remembered for having a semi-okay cartoon in the 80s!
HOW DARE HE
But but it's about artistic integrity maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Yes, and how dare fans of the okay cartoon desire any resemblance to cartoon they liked.
Yeah, all it would accomplish is perplex outsiders and enrage longtime fans.
I dunno, I mostly remember the 2003 cartoon.
Aliens make everything better. --shrug--
Go. Away
Too late, Juan. Your only option is to revolutionize the world. The path has been laid out for you.