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insert sword A into sheath B
Oh Glenn, you tease.
^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE
Tentacle hentai can be cute sometimes, in a way. Girls with swords are cute. Anthropomorphic swords might be cute too though I don't have any examples. Swords being used as sex toys are probably not cute... >.>
> anthropomorphic swords being used as sex toys
what say you now?
^ Um... ow?
> anthropomorphic swords
not very cute.
even less cute.
Tried to find cute anthropomorphic swords. Found the book 萌える日本刀大全, but it turns out that this is just a book of cute girls holding swords. Still nice.
The Sacred Blacksmith is a bad anime that has a very attractive anthropomorphic sword. In that the sword changes into an attractive female. The eye candy is great but I can't get much into the concept between the existential angst while otherwise lacking any characterisation that comes from her being a sword most of the time.
My favourite sword "character" is actually Excalibur, because Excalibur's "characterisation" is all told through implication. No voice, human form or anything. Sometimes it just has subtle strange behaviours. And that's awesome.
A friend of mine at school was keen on firearms and allegedly possessed a video (that dates the story) called "Sexy Guns and Sexy Girls."
I suppose "Sexy Swords and Sexy Girls" isn't much different.
To be honest I'm not particularly big on the whole "sword girl" thing. Real life is an exception, but when it comes to images, I often resent the misuse of the weapon or inappropriate combat attire. Not necessarily armour, mind, but anything that exposes too much flesh is ill-suited to combat. Often, the women with the swords come across as insincere swordfolk.
I'm pretty sure I couldn't be more pedantic if I tried.
Eh. It's fantasy, so it doesn't matter if it doesn't make real-life sense. Or rather, I'd prefer it to not make real-life sense.
@ anthro swords: Lol Soul Eater.
Alex - Yeah, I'm pretty sure that video I mentioned probably had some gun fans complaining about how a bikini is completely inappropriate attire for anyone firing an AK-47...
@MadassAlex: You don't know how much pictures consisting of merely [attractive female human] + [physical object of interest] annoy me.
Some are really good, mind, but they're the ones that tend to be more holistic in approach. The ones where "attractive female with a sword" isn't so much the point as the subject matter, and the ultimate focus is the complete aesthetic value.
>browse porn
>ads that pass the filter somehow advertise finding romance on dating sites instead of the usual hook-up ads
Wut.
I like the "weird questions that make her want you" ads. Like the one that screams "IT'S LIKE A JEDI MIND TRICK FOR YOUR DICK!" and shows a cartoon woman with a surprised look on her face hurtling towards a robed guy's erect penis.
^That line should be in a nerdy hiphop song.
To draw an anthropomorphic sword that is attractive
Alex's waifu:
> implying I'd ever give myself to someone with a hexagonal cross section
/bladewank
heh
Clearly Alex is more interested in Ghirahim.