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I have a strange urge to bite someone's dick off

BobBob
edited 2011-07-01 22:54:18 in General
Perhaps "urge" is the wrong word. More precisely, I'm having fantasies involving me biting someone's dick off. I can literally imagine my teeth breaking the flesh, right before yanking my head to the side and ripping it off. It's all too vivid, as if in some alternate reality, I actually am biting someone's dick off, or like I've done it in a past life and I'm just yearning for the chance to reenact it.
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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    D:
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    I think that's a nightmare for some guys.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Vagina dentata?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -burrows into Bob's vagina with my mouth-
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Penis tongue?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    fantasies
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-07-01 22:59:48

    -sits in my nice leather armchair with a clipboard-

    Tell me about your father, Bob.

  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-01 23:01:29
    @GL: Nope, I mean biting with my mouth. As in taking my mouth to a guy's junk, sinking the teeth into it, and ripping it off with it still in my mouth, preferably sucking up the blood that comes out of the guy's dickless pelvic hole and subsequently chewing the penis like a piece of gum.
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-07-01 23:04:39
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^^ That sounds like a quote from the song, Hyperactive.

    Are you sure you aren't Lorena Bobbit?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    One time, this girl from my French class showed me a photo of somebody getting their dick cut in half in real life.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    The weirdest part is I can totally relate to the OP
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    Oh, come on.
  • BobBob
    Are you sure you aren't Lorena Bobbit?

    Knives are for pussies.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Soooo, would chewing on a dick would be like chewing a hot dog?
  • BobBob
    I'm not sure why, but I imagine it'd be more chewy.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    [WMG] Bob wants to bite your penis off because Vivi took hers. [WMG]
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ For some reason I always imagined it as kinda rubbery
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    It sounds you got yourself a fetish.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-01 23:21:05
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    This is a horrible thread to read.

    ^ Ahahaha, I read it with Jackie Chan's voice. :D
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-01 23:21:58
    ^^^Eww, what kind of sick freak would get off to this kind of stuff? D:

    No, I merely want to bite dicks off for fun, no sexual intent whatsoever.
  • snowfoxofdeathsnowfoxofdeath
    Snowy Foxes
    It's okay, Bob. I've always wondered with would happen if I hung a guy from the ceiling by his dick, or if I gave it an Indian rugburn.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    So basically, never let Bob give you a blowjob.
  • BobBob
    Oh shut up! It's not like I'm just some violent penis-eating freak waiting for a chance to unleash my inner demon! I'm totally capable of restraining myself long enough to give someone a blowjob!

    Unless I just don't like them.

    Or they're anything other than a futanari.
  • BobBob
    BULLSHIT NO YOU DIDN'T okay fine. I made an obvious thread. Yay for you.

    >:C
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I have had the desire to do this so many times. Well, not biting it off, put pushing it to the side of my mouth and chewing on it, either those or chewing on his testicles until I can hear them split open in his sack against my chitinous teeth, kind of like one of those fruit gushers where it feels rubbery but as soon as you split it, it explodes and begins to ooze itself dry.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    So? I've had the desire of performing dentistry on a girl Oldboy style. Watch the hammer slowly peel off every incisor, vein by vein, and let the blood splatter here and there, until only the canines and molars are left. Then with the other end of the hammer head, from outside of her mouth I'd tap, tap, tap then SMASH them into her mouth, once again, one by bone. by then her mouth'd be too damn bloody for it to pinball anywhere. I'd leave a little snaggletooth for her so I can work around it while I skullfuck what is now more blood broth than actual face.

    Does that make me evil?
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    >Does that make me evil?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

  • BobBob
    Yes.
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