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Boobies and tits (NSFW)

inkblotinkblot
edited 2011-06-26 09:10:10 in Wonderful posts
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How many of you thought I was going to post pictures of birds?



Mod edit: Added NSFW tag.
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Comments

  • DYREDYRE
    Ewwwwww...
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    This is not me.


  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-06-25 04:07:45
    Clean your room little Billy
    You double crossed me, inkblot! Believe me, both the Birdwatcher's Association and the Pettanko Mafia will hear about this!
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I dislike the terms "boobies" and "tits" because they are non-sexy ways to refer to breasts. "Breasts" is sorta onomatopoeic, in that I imagine that would be the sounds breasts made if they made a sound. 
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    Huh, interesting, I totally thought birds were going to be posted.

    Looks like that joke is getting old.

    Nice view, though.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    When this page loaded, it took me immediately to Vorpy's posted picture.

    I am not sure what to make of this.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    I thought it was going to be about birds.

    Since I keep thinking of boobs as...
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    This is not me.


    I'm starting to think that actually is her and she's just bullshitting us.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Oh, it is her. I've seen the nude ones, and the face. :p
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    That statement demands a cliche!
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-06-25 09:51:53
    Cue-bey
    Where is the complaint

    you are shitting all over the heritage of IJBM
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-06-25 09:54:24
    000
    I was implying that I was sick of people pointing out that "boobies" and "tits" are both slang words for breasts and names of bird species.

    This is in Wonderful Posts to make it look like I was also going to make that joke.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Pointless one-off joke threads are and have always been an IJBM staple, snowbull.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I was expecting pictures of boobies and tits.  Then I was expecting pictures of boobies and tits.

    Then I saw pictures of boobies.  You disappoint me.

    Also
    > Believe me, both the Birdwatcher's Association and the Pettanko Mafia will hear about this!
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Vorpy is a camwhore.

    And I am totally not minding also.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    How many of you thought I was going to post pictures of birds?

    Me. Yeah, I thought you would make the obvious pun. But instead you actually posted breasts. Boring.

    [I can't believe I really said this...]
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Alright, tit discussion general. What's your favorite type of boobage? 
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Flat or big. I don't dislike medium-sized breasts, but I prefer the extremes.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Non saggy.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    Large, natural and detached from their former owners. Emphasis on the last one, it makes frying them so much easier.


    Oh dear, I think I may have missed my last appointment...

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    the kind in vorpy's picture
  • RaddRadd
    @Vorpy

    Those are meh.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Non saggy, pointing upwards just a wee bit. Round ones that look like half of the thing is inside the girl and the other half outside.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Any non-saggy kind. Though flatness can be quite cute. Nothing wrong with large breasts, though.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-06-25 15:53:17
    I can tell you what kind of boobs I hate. Video game boobs. I'm astonished that developers actually find those plastic uncanny valley abominations titillating. The worst are from those DAMN online ads.
  • BlackHumorBlackHumor
    Out of the boobies in this thread:

    The ones from Vorpy's pic are clearly the best. The ones in Inkblot's first pic are a little oversized, but still quite sexy. The ones from Inkblot's second pic are WAAAY oversized and not sexy at all.

    And of course the ones from SotiCoto's video get an incomplete.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Did anyone notice the mirror-image "FUGLY.COM" on the second picture?
  • BlackHumorBlackHumor
    No, but that does explain that.

    Also, as long as we're talking about them, you guys all know there's an entire wiki dedicated to boobs, right? The Wiki Rule DOES NOT MESS AROUND.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Link please for research.
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