My girlfriend sent me a card saying "Get Better Soon" today.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:01:33

I'm not ill, I'm just crap at sex.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:03:02

This would be even funnier if it were true. 8/10

Gelzo · 2011-06-20 20:07:42

Made me chuckle.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:08:28

It's obviously not true.

I don't even have a girlfriend.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-20 20:17:20

You could drop that robe and wizard hat and it might help.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:22:25

But then how would I cyber?!

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:22:38

HOW DO I CYBERSEXED

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:25:09

wat r u wearing?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:25:58

>gary oak's penis

>as a hat

DonZabu · 2011-06-20 20:26:00

^^^ You see, when a man and a man pretending to be a woman love each other very much...

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:28:21

^ Or a man and a police officer pretending to be a child.

^^

ur hat, i cant ignore its girth.

DonZabu · 2011-06-20 20:29:06

You know what I'd like to see? A woman cybering with another woman who's pretending to be a man.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:31:17

^^

>ur hat is turnin me on rite now

>wanna stick ur vagina in my anus?

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:32:43

yes!1 let me shoot cum in ur ass.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:33:49

> will u breke mah cervix liek a mudderfudder

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-20 20:34:13

whar can i bai 9 mm cum rounds to shot

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:35:12

my womb is ful off cum

you can shot in it gmh 2 mor the merier

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-20 20:36:37

dus cum abort bbies?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:37:09

>oh yeah ur gettin me steamy

>liek an onion burger

>w/xtra pickles

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:39:04

^^

onli if u ete it LOL

but silly gmh u cant get prego first time

^

i lik ur xtra long pickle

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:47:16

>abort me hotndstky ian

>do eet

Forzare · 2011-06-20 20:47:58

DonZabu · 2011-06-20 20:48:25

Well, there goes all pizza I just ate.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-20 20:49:52

>yeah the pap smears make erything bettr

>nd boobs feel liek sandbags

IanExMachina · 2011-06-20 20:52:54

^^^

i abort u all on the floor

^^

i rub my stiky gash on ur open mouth forzare u lik it.

Forzare · 2011-06-20 20:54:52

brb vomiting forever

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-20 20:55:43

eww i hate hard and dust key that band sucks

Chagen · 2011-06-20 20:59:59

Please don't tell me this is how most cybersexing goes.

All Nines · 2011-06-20 21:01:36

^ I couldn't say, but it's not how most TVTropes cybering goes, at least.

That's mostly genderbent cutesy stuff, as far as I could tell.

DonZabu · 2011-06-20 21:02:27

It's not.

~~Trust me, I would know.~~

Gelzo · 2011-06-20 21:03:02

Can't stop lolling.

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