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The Dante's Inferno Quiz

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  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    If you dont believe in God its impossible to get past 7th.
  • I put that I didn't and went to the eighth.
  • You can change. You can.
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • $80+ per session

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge



    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the
    multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly
    of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice;
    the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the
    hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters,
    who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The
    simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by
    flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune
    tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in
    human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing
    into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want
    to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the
    sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on
    the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails.
    Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


  • edited 2011-06-18 15:34:56
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    How the

    These levels of hell are kind of awesome.
  • You can change. You can.
    ^^ Yup. That's the only worthwhile part of Dante's Divine Comedy, IMO.
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

    How did I get moderate on violence? I didn't answer yes to anything violence related, and I'm extremely apathetic. Huh.

    Other than that is level two...


    Level 2



    You have come to a place mute of all light, where
    the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where
    the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly
    by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their
    transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the
    spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it
    molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite
    for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen
    of Troy are two that share in your fate.


    ...Is Helen of Troy single?
  • edited 2011-06-18 16:53:35
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ...Is Helen of Troy single?

    There are a couple billion people in Level 2, so I doubt it. Although I also doubt it matters since this is where all of the people who jerk off to hentai and pony porn go anyway, so they can have lots of sex with each other.
  • So ironically, a huge portion of the Lustful are in fact single?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    According to /mai/, if you masturbate to them, you can soulbond with them via a pillow and your imagination.
  • You can change. You can.
    so they can have lots of sex with each other.

    They can't. Too windy to hump each other.

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    They can play crossfire with their genital fluids at least.
  • $80+ per session
    Yeah, it's so windy that you're being blown around and molested by the wind, so you can't fuck anything.
  • Thanks Vorpy.  I now have a mental image of the Lustful circle with an eternal loop of the 90's Crossfire music.
  • The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    You have failed me, Chagen.

    You should have been the first one to reach the status of "Thou whost goeth tu Cocytus."
  • $80+ per session
    He isn't a traitor though. He is High on the Cocytus level though.
  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • a little muffled
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
  • Those descriptions of Hell are turning me towards Atheism.

    I'm not sure I want to believe in a being who does this kinda shit to people for wearing mixed fabrics.
  • a little muffled
    That seems to be more of a problem with (certain forms of) Christianity than with the actual concept of God.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    YOU SEND ME TO THE LAIR OF HERETICS! MAY THE DARK GAWDS GODS PUNISH YOU ALL!!!
  • $80+ per session
    That'll just put you in a lower level Chagen.
  • @Chagen ;

    But those aren't actual descriptions of Hell. Plus, I'm pretty sure it's hard for a Christian to get anything ther than purgatory.
  • a little muffled
    But those aren't actual descriptions of Hell.
    Pretty sure that they are, in fact, descriptions of Hell. Whether they're accurate descriptions is another question, but I don't see how you're any more of an authority on that than Dante.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hell is Subjective.
  • edited 2011-06-20 16:47:41

    >Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    And are presumably having hot lesbian sex even as we speak. Too bad you can't see it because there's no light.

  • You can change. You can.
    Who says there's no light in hell?

    -points to the fire and the brimstone-
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