i have a small penis

Rei · 2011-06-08 17:10:07

It really sucks. it difficult to pleasure myself i dont fit most condoms. i wish i had larger penis because it would make me happier.

girls no about it at school and they make fun of me. i hate them and want to die them they are dumb

guys at school see my penis and make fun of me because i have a small penis. I wish i didn't have small penis.

i have no more confidence i have no more will i have all of my anger in this problem

stupid penis quit being small

Nyktos · 2011-06-08 17:12:01

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Hatter · 2011-06-08 17:12:17

I don't know that feel, bro.

InsanityAddict · 2011-06-08 17:15:06

Strap-ons, mah boi.

AdolfHitler · 2011-06-08 17:19:32

Take laxatives, they make your penis bigger.

DonZabu · 2011-06-08 17:20:02

You call this small? (NSFW)

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=288188

Rei · 2011-06-08 17:21:41

i wish my penis that large

people would like me and respect me. Girls would like and respect my penis.

I use photoshop to increase ego

I small as fuck real life.

InsanityAddict · 2011-06-08 17:24:19

Most h-doujins establish Rei as a puta rather than a futa. The characterization of your sockpuppet could use some work.

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:26:12

Why

DonZabu · 2011-06-08 17:26:15

Do I even want to know what "puta" is?

InsanityAddict · 2011-06-08 17:28:41

It's Spanish for whore, if I remember correctly.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-08 17:30:19

^^^ u jelly

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:31:03

It's Spanish for whore, if I remember correctly.

Yup.

^The accurate term is "why the hell is this thread happening, man?"

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-08 17:32:39

no

u just jelly

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:34:12

My cock is bigger than Rei.

Hatter · 2011-06-08 17:36:54

My cock is bigger than Juan Carlos.

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:37:25

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-08 17:37:50

Well, to be fair, Juan, that is a tiny avatar.

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:40:50

Yeah, because my e-penis is totally measured by the size of my avatar.

Except not. the e-penis is measured by how many people you have teabggaed in non-Halo games.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-08 17:41:59

Well, considering how many hentai games you've played, that's not entirely accurate.

OH SNAPETH BOI

:P

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:43:08

It's because I teabag in MGO for the lulz.

Hatter · 2011-06-08 17:46:40

Teabagging is for people who are unskilled enough to feel the need to celebrate every kill, and stupid enough to do so in a pointless and counterproductive manner.

InsanityAddict · 2011-06-08 17:49:12

I can understand it's nothing everyone's cup of tea, but that's a bit harsh.

MillerCross · 2011-06-08 17:50:25

Teabagging is for people who are unskilled enough to feel the need to celebrate every kill, and stupid enough to do so in a pointless and counterproductive manner.

Actually, it is quite good if you teabag once, pick the ammo left by your enemy and then enter stealth mode. that's what I always do. -shrug- /Lol taking it seriously.