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I told my daughter today that she reminded me of a toe.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-06-03 18:59:58 in Wonderful posts
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
"Um, because I'm small and cute?" she said.

"No," I replied "because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table when I'm drunk."

Comments

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oh my fuck

    that is Godsome
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    edited 2011-06-03 19:03:23
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    You didn't really say this to her did you?

    ^No it's not, he just said he might fuck his daughter when he's drunk!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ YES I DID AND THEN I DID BANG HER ON THE TABLE AS WELL

    WONDERFUL POSTS
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    edited 2011-06-03 19:06:15
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^I bet you'd never tell that to anyone in public though.

    I mean yeah you wouldn't because it's illegal but if it wasn't and simply just frowned upon I bet you wouldn't say it in public anyways.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I wish I had a daughter.

    Well I have a little jar filled with bodily fluid that I can call my almost daughter anyway!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-03 19:08:13
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^
    Hahaha.

    Really, I love telling jokes like this in public, the reaction is always worth it.
    The laughter then realisation that they laughed at a joke like this.
    However my friends are all cool with tasteless jokes.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I propose we create new category called "The IanExMachina Comedy Club".
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    edited 2011-06-03 19:12:02
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^^As long as you didn't tell your daughter this joke.

    Just remember who has to pay for her therapy.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-03 19:13:05
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I don't have a daughter so it is all good.

    I have a son so he'll do.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Man this is fun to watch.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    I laughed. Hard.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
  • evilnekoevilneko
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