How easily people are taken for granite

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:11:12

This guy was taken for granite:

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:16:13

He's actually Quartz.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:17:47

The company who sold it say otherwise.Perhaps you are just jaded by my snowclone wit?

Bob · 2011-05-26 16:21:03

It's not lapis.

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:22:57

No, you are just angry because I can make your bedrock, because I'm that tuff.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:30:29

Pfft by the time I'm finished with you you'll need an amberlance.

I'll punch you sooooo hard I'll hurt myself and yell "Ah me fist."

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:32:58

We maybe we can get hammered sometime, but let me warn you. Don't touch my orogeny or Albite you.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:35:37

Fine fine, but my mate Jasper thinks you are fit, he wanted to come too but he is too geeky he always talks about his favourite pokémon Onix.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 16:39:46

Which, unbeknownst to I, is multicolored.

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 16:43:02

Well, I am kind of Peat, perhaps we should leave before it's gets Coal.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-26 16:43:43

Yeah too many puns, although thanks for taking part you're a diamond geezer.

Stormtroper · 2011-05-26 21:42:54

Of coarse.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 21:46:50

I think you're gold digging far too deep for these puns, guys.

Stormtroper · 2011-05-26 21:48:18

Don't be so rough.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 21:49:15

Hey, not my fault these puns aren't very igneous.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-26 21:55:06

I like how this thread is filled with puns like basalt in the ocean.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-26 22:00:31

I think they've really been engrained into our consciousnesses at this point.

Gelzo · 2011-05-26 22:23:04

This thread....

Wait for it...

Rocks.

Vorpy · 2011-05-26 22:30:16

No, you don't understand. If you saw her you would want to FUCK the SCHIST out of her.

Chick was a Diatom.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-26 22:33:55

This thread is really gneiss.

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