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Who am I?

PhonePhone
edited 2011-05-24 02:40:21 in Wonderful posts
I have no idea who I am, where I'm from, or how I got here

Every time I ask someone, they either laugh or say that I need new material

The only hint I have is from a single (very horrid) story, and even it asks who I am

All I know is my name, and it sucks

GAH I HATE THIS! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW WHO I AM!? THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW!

So, It Just Bugs Me'ers, I ask you this simple question:

Who Was Phone?

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I know who you are~
  • DiamonnesDiamonnes

    Whoooo are you? Who who, who who?


     


    I really wanna know! Oooh! So tell me who are you, you, you, aw you?

  • PhonePhone
    Forzare: What is it that I did?

    Cygan: Please, you MUST tell me, before I go mad!

    Diamonnes: Mocking me with a song, are you?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-05-24 03:25:48
    No rainbow star
    Phone is Cell from Dragon Ball Z, obviously
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I suppose it says something about me that I've heard the "who was phone?" meme a million times but have no idea what it's referencing.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    No, Phone, you are the sockpuppets.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-24 03:55:26
    And then phone was a zombie.
  • LouieWLouieW
    Loser
    Phone,
    If I remember correctly you are Jean Valjean.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    So ur with haroohi and yur making out wen the denwa rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit Haroohi?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS DENWA?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Clearly it was haroohi Haruhi, she was just ashamed that she was making out with you, and subconsciously trying to get out of there.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-24 11:40:39
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Phone is actually Kehlynn Lumley. The most depraved insane monster to ever roam the internet, ever.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    Expected TWOOO FOUUUR SIIIIIX OOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNE
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Ich bin das namenlose Licht,
    der Himmel und die Erde.
    Ich bin die
    Mutter und das Kind,
    der Hirte meiner Herde,
    bin dein Stecken und
    dein Stab.
    Ich bin das Kreuz auf deinem Grab.
    Ich bin im Atem und
    im Wind,
    weißt du wer ich bin?

    Ich sitze auf dem Thron der
    Welt,
    die Schlange fiel zur Erde
    es kommt mein Reich und meine
    Zeit,
    wenn ich geboren werde.
    Ein Harlekin mit bösem Blick
    wer
    mit mir geht, kommt nie zurück,
    ich komm als Jüngling und als Weib,
    weißt
    du wer ich bin?

    Ich bin aus Staub und Lehm gemacht,
    aus Feuer
    und aus Licht;
    ein Tier, das trauert und das lacht,
    ich greife
    nach den Sternen,
    ein Ding, das Gut und Böse kennt,
    barfuß durch
    die Wüste rennt,
    ich bin Gebieter und Lakai,
    weißt Du wer ich bin?
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    The girl's mother.
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