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Women can't lie and extort money from men anymore because of DNA testing

HatterHatter
edited 2011-05-14 13:08:11 in General
Glaives are better.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/essays/all/6391918/whos-the-daddy.thtml

What a blow to feminism and women everywhere. Men should clearly take the gallant choice and allow women of poor moral virtue to take their money to pay for children who aren't theirs.
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  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    This article is the fuck
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    The only consolation is the dozens of women who are essentially calling the author a stupid, horrible cunt in the comment sections.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • BradamanteBradamante
    When technology overcomes a biological difference between men and women, it's a victory for equality. If feminism is about equality, why aren't the feminists celebrating? Oh, right, because this technology helps men.

    I can see this technology liberating women, too. The old "it's worse when a woman sleeps around because she could get pregnant and not know who the father is" argument doesn't hold water anymore.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    One article ≠ feminists.  Besides, feminism is about the advancement of women to attain equality, not necessarily about equality in general.

    But yeah, I don't agree with the article.  I didn't realise a woman's right to choose meant a woman's right to force people into arrangements they have no legal responsibility to be involved in.
  • Thorn14Thorn14
    ^ Only idiots think this person represents feminists.

    That said, reading this actually made me dumber.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Yeah, I thought DNA testing was a good thing for women. I've heard that before the advent of it, men could just claim that the child wasn't theirs and refuse to support it, and the woman wouldn't have any proof.
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    edited 2011-05-14 15:33:28
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    My favorite bit from the comments section:
    "Why stop there? If lack of involvement in the conception of the child should be no barrier to a woman picking the best man for the job of "father", why limit her choices to the men she has recently slept with? Why not let her just chose any man? So the girl who gets herself knocked up by the drummer from the band can take her pick of the "nice guys" she wouldn't normally deign to sleep with just because they will be better providers?"

    My thoughts exactly.

    Hell I know one nerdy social outcast who swore that he got laid while he was passed out, some girl could go to him and say "this is your kid, support me." and he'd probably do it.  That's fucking disgusting.

    Also

    "Does having sex with a woman consign a man to be morally responsible for anything that happens to her for the rest of her life? If so, I'd like that priviledge extended to men - if I have sex with a woman then she should be responsible for doing my laundry and cooking my meals."

    I love these comments on this article.

    Especially the one that points out that in order for this article to apply to most women, it also has to be implied that said women sleep around.  Now I'm not a girl mind you and I might not know how women think but something tells me that most women do not sleep around.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-14 15:48:42
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Yahoo! News is generally better, but this particular article is boatloads of fun. 

    Except these commentators are intelligent.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    These are some of the most vitriolic comments I've come across in a while.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-05-14 16:01:36
    No really, they are pointing the obvious huge holes in logic this article has. If a man wants to raise children that aren't his, that should be HIS choice.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    She take my money, well I'm in need
    Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
    Oh she's a gold digger way over time 
    That digs on me


    (She give me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (She steal me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke(I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head



    Cutie da bomb
    Met her at a beauty salon
    With a baby Louis Vuitton
    Under her under arm
    She said I can tell you rock
    I can tell by ya charm
    Far as girls you got a flock
    I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
    but I'm lookin' for the one
    have you seen her?
    My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena
    Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
    An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
    Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
    I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
    We all went to din and then I had to pay
    If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid
    You know why
    Take too much to touch her
    From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
    My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher
    I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her


    (she give me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head

    18 years, 18 years
    She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
    I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
    His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his
    You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
    Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
    She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
    She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
    She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
    Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
    If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
    WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
    It's something that you need to have
    'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?


    (she give me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money)
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
    but she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
    Get down girl, go 'head

    Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
    You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
    You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave
    There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
    But while y'all washin', watch him
    He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
    He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes
    (Ray Charles comes in)
    This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
    So, stick by his side
    I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
    And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
    But you stay right, girl
    But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl


    Get down girl, go 'head get down
    Get down girl, go 'head get down
    Get down girl, go 'head get down
    Get down girl, go 'head
    (She give my money)
    Let me hear that back
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I sure do love me some good listenin'. 
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    edited 2011-05-14 16:55:25
    Then don't listen to Kanye West.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^^^^Oh you, using the censored version.
  • NyktosNyktos
    edited 2011-05-14 18:20:11
    a little muffled
    @GLORIOUSLeader:
    Except these commentators are intelligent.
    Yup, these comments are pinnacles of intelligence:
    Thus the bankruptcy of modern 'conservatism', when an ostensibly
    conservative magazine like the Spectator publishes such feminazi drivel
    as this.

    Ambiguous paternity = promiscuous mother. Plain and simple.


    "DNA tests are an anti-feminist appliance of science, a change in the
    balance of power between the sexes that we’ve hardly come to terms
    with."

    THEN DON'T BE A WHORE.


    And there we have it. Proof positive that modern feminists are
    completely insane. A child has a right to know who his/her biological
    father is. But then feminism isn't about childrens rights as we all
    know feminists love abortion.



  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    As compared to Yahoo! News commentators, I meant. 
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    The bigger the reader pool, the more general human population reads it, the lower overall intelligence becomes.
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    Patrol Time
    The article is also from last year.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    None of those comments seemed unintelligent. Sure, you may disagree with the statements, but the reasoning is sound.

    Plus, the "DON'T BE A WHORE" one made me laugh.

    If you can't tell who your child's father is, then you're a goddamn slut, is wot you are.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    A slut or a gang-rape victim.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    edited 2011-05-15 00:01:16
    Tableflipper
    Or someone with amnesia.
  • BlackHumorBlackHumor
    Uh, what's wrong with being a slut, though? There's nothing wrong with having lots of sex.

    Though I do admit not using birth control is stupid, sometimes condoms break.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    @Hatter: First one contains the word "feminazi". Instantly stupid regardless of anything else in it. Second one, looking again, isn't so bad since it's usually true, even if I do dislike the implications. Third one is just dickish. And the reasoning is far from sound in the fourth one. This chick is an idiot, so modern feminists are insane? More feminists support abortion, therefore feminists hate children?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Feminazi is an insult, and even the greatest of minds have resorted to insults in the past. The third one might be dickish, but that doesn't mean it's stupid. The fourth one is based on sound reasoning; because the writer believes that abortion is the killing of a child in the womb, then in his mind feminists must dislike children.

    It's not stupid. It's just based on reasoning different from your own.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Seconding the stupid part. You have to be pretty ignorant or unimaginative to not recognize that there might be pro-choice people who like children.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Ignorance != stupidity != lack of imagination.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Now you're just splitting hairs.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    I cringed at the comment implying this sort of 'feminism' gets taught in academia. No, it doesn't, academic feminism argues against this kind of nonsensical gender essentialism, but I doubt the poster has ever reached third-level education.
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