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Thinking the terms "BAWWW" and "Butthurt" mean anything at all

BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
edited 2011-05-06 12:10:14 in General
Master Guardian of the Passive Voice

Consider. In real life, what would cause someone to literally be "butthurt"? Perhaps unexpectedly sitting on something sharp. Perhaps a sort of disease or condition that was completely uncalled for. Perhaps being anally raped. Considering these probabilities, it seems difficult to connect this sort of injury with hypochondria. Since so many literal examples of butt hurtness are actual, authentic causes for dismay or alarm, it is arguably a poor metaphor to use in the context it generally is.

If you find yourself consistently using the term "BAWWW!", followed by repeating or summarizing what another person has said, be wary. This could indicate that, although what the other person says has displeased or offended you, you have no actual rebuttal or contradictory argument to present, and your brain matters could indeed have glazed over or begun melting out of your ears to drip upon the floor below. Consider scooping said brain matters back into your head, reevaluating the circumstances before you, and attempting to actually use the English language to dismiss the other person's point, as opposed to purposely invoking the scream of an infant. Infants scream because they lack communication skills. Slightly older children scream because their ability to convey meaning is still in development. If your abilities are likewise still in development, beware of advertising such deficiency.

Now. All we have to do is wait for it . . . :-)

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-06 12:10:43
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    u mad?

    (this is not serious)
  • BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
    Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    I smiled at the end, didn't I? It's more of a spite thing, than actual anger. :-)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Whining, like fear, is one of the most subjective things to ever exist, and hellishly difficult to understand and relate to. We are predispositioned to reject it and mock it due to the fact that we don't feel the stress and anxiety that the bearer does, which makes it easier to dismiss.
  • BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
    Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    ^ That is relatable, which is why the "Cool story bro" technique doesn't generally bother me as much. Perhaps because that version emphasizes more with something being unrelatable or insignificant, instead of just a dismissal of the person's disposition in general.

    Wait, I just said bother. I guess it is a case of "i mad". Ah well, you all knew it already. :-P
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