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SNARKFIGHTS/ NO U BEAM STRUGGLES/COCKSWORD FIGHTING

TnopheliaTnophelia
edited 2011-03-02 03:41:27 in General
They don't get any more interesting the longer they last.

It's either the same people disagreeing with each other in stupid ways over a stupid thing, or two people trying to outsmug each other with passive-agressive disagreements and misaimed sniping and Bad hominem.

Just shut the fuck up and quit trying to win something so stupid.

EXAMPLE:

"Oh. Well that's stupid."

"Yeah, like you."

"Oh, you mean yourself? Good to know."

"Ah, you are talking about yourself again."

"If you think that I feel sorry for you."

"I don't need your pity, thanks anyway though."

"Me? Pity you? Don't kid yourself, little boy."

"Little boy? Already travelling into fallacies I see?"

"Nah, you are just strawmanning because you are out of ammo."

"Implying you even know how to use that term correctly."

"Ah, a 4chan reference, how low can you go?"

"You think that's low? I feel sorry for you."

"I am not a mirror, no need for self-pity."

"Keep telling yourself that, little one."

"Belittling now, running out of retorts so you resort to that? How desperate."

"You? Calling me desperate? Now you are the one looking in a mirror."

"Nah, I don't need to. You should though to improve your self-esteem."

"My self esteem is fine, thank you. Yours is really worrying though."

"Pretending you know anything about me? How cute."

"Pretending you are greater than a one-dimensional angle and are capable of depth? Funny."

"Heheheh, inaccurate metaphors don't make you look any smarter."

"Snide laughter doesn't make you look any smarter."

"Parroting me doesn't make you look any smarter."

"It does because it's a smart person saying it. Me."

"You? Smart? Okay, I'll leave you to your delusions."

"And I shall leave you to yours, wouldn't want to break your fragile little bubble where you pretend you aren't wrong..."

"Talking about yourself now?"

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND FUCKING ON

Comments

  • arksarks
    "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    "Oh, that line? Can't come up with something original?"
  • arksarks
    "I was using that line to point out the unoriginality of your argument, but if you can't recognize an OBVIOUS PARODY then really there's no hope for you."
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    "If that little sentence was trying to prove something, I feel sorry for your inability to have anything you say have meaning."
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Is that a self-demonstrating thread?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Kind of yeah.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yay it's happening AGAIN.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

    You never knew when to use that one.
  • BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
    edited 2011-05-06 11:03:02
    Master Guardian of the Passive Voice

    For future consideration, in conversations with BaronGrackle... a spiteful reference to 4chan or strawmen or other accusation of fallacy will only make me lose respect and oppose you even more bitterly.


    ...yet an insult that incorporates the Monkey Island continuity is likely to stop me short and coerce me to yield the argument on the spot.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    How to win a snarkfight:

    Chewbacca Defense.
  • BaronGrackleBaronGrackle
    Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    ^ An actual Chewbacca Defense only challenges us to amount a more successful Chewbacca Defense, which, to be fair, is likely to end in cooperation regardless. So I guess it is effective.
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    Patrol Time
    The few real life instances of this I have witnessed I have resisted the urge to strangle the shit out of both parties.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    You should instead beat both of them with your own Chewbacca defense.
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    Patrol Time
    But physical violence and seeing the terror on their faces is so much more deliciously satisfying :P
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Really?

    Nah, it's so much more deliciously satisfying to have to lift nary a finger yet still see terror on their faces.

    That's why there's mind screw.
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    edited 2011-05-06 17:45:26
    Patrol Time
    Mind screw can be satisfying but I just enjoy the visceral reactions as you choke slam someone into the ground and they damn near shit themselves.  (It is pretty nasty when they do actually shit themselves)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    But why do work to chock-slam someone to cause them to shit themselves when you can cause them to shit themselves with far less physical effort on your part?
  • TuefelHundenIVTuefelHundenIV
    Patrol Time
    Because I am hands on.  I enjoy the phsycial interaction :3.  That and the abject terror of someone suddenly realizing you mean them bodily harm and watching the fear reaction is kind of worth it. :P (No I am not like this really I am being facetious)

    Meant choke not chock herp a derp tuefel spelling error.
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