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  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Not exactly cooking, but I know there's a YouTube channel out there dedicated to reviewing military rations around the world.
    I think I saw a few of these. Also, funny thing: I had an opportunity to taste the French one, but only the French. It was good, but that's what you'd expect from French cooking, even if military.
    Also TIL meatless minced meat is a thing outside Cuba.
    Is this a commie thing, or a Cuban thing? We haven't had that as far as I know (by which I mean I just never heard of any local take on it), but there was "chocolate-like product".
  • I heard about it as a Cuba-in-times-of-communism thing, as something they did to make do with whatever little they had, though to be fair it looks delicious.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It does look delicious.

    Also I looked up picadillo on (English) Wikipedia and it says that Costa Rican picadillo also doesn't necessarily include meat.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Do you guys also have AI-designed barbecue sauce flavors where you live?

    Because I recently obtained a little curio: a sauce marketed as designed by an AI. It's got this science-fiction-y label, you know, this "cybernetic" font and all. Apparently mint-jalapeno is an odd enough combination of flavors that they needed an AI to come up with it.

    It's quite good, to be honest.
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    The sooner recipe books are all replaced with AI, the sooner we can all stop worrying about it.

    If only we'd taken the "learn to code" people seriously...
  • Reminds me about the recent thing with Gemini recommending glue on pizza.


    I wonder what's up with the white onions during the 30s that one of the dudes describes as sweet.

    Also hopefully more happened off-screen during the 20s segment, because it looks like the bread got beef on it that never got cooked.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    It's been a long time since I posted a recipe here, but finally I had enough time to go on a culinary rampage. I present thee...

    KUGEL À L'ANTISÉMITE

    Basically, there's an Ashkenazi Jewish dish called a "kugel". I have no idea (because I didn't bother to check) if that's a name actually used by Jews, but here's how we call it (along a bunch of other names), it sounds German/Yiddish, so I'm taking the risk.

    It's a simple dish, shred some potatoes and mix with eggs and bake, can't go wrong with such a setup. Of course, it doesn't mean people didn't try. In the basic version there's also onion and garlic, what I'm about to describe is a fancy take based on a mashup of two fancy versions from that one fancy regional restaurant I've been to.

    By the way, it's not just a Jewish dish. I'm willing to let them claim the invention, but in any case at some point some Polish folks figured they're gonna try out that stuff the Goldbergs down the street seem to enjoy so much. So, while the Jewish version needs to be kosher, their Polish neighbors had no such concerns and so stuff like bacon began to get in. Hence the name, because let's be honest, back in the day not being an antisemite was kinda like not eating animal-derived foodstuffs is now. ("Okay, we get it, now shut up and let us enjoy throwing stones at their storefronts, will ya.")

    So, you will need:
    * some 1,5 kg potatoes;
    * some 0,5 kg sauerkraut;
    * 3-4 onions;
    * 3-5 these little garlic thingies;
    * some 200 g bacon;
    * 4-5 eggs;
    * salt and pepper;
    * some oil.

    So, peel the potatoes and shred them, and preferably squeeze them so there's less juice in it. (You want them in shredded form, not, like, a mush or something.) Put the sauerkraut in a sieve and/or squeeze, but keep the juice.

    Keep the juice, I tell ya!

    So, keep the juice. Now, chop the squeezed sauerkraut, it'll make it easier to handle. You're gonna mix it with potatoes, but let's fry the onions first.

    Chop the bacon and dump onto a frying pan. You may want some oil to make it easier, or just have grasy bacon and be careful enough. Anyway, you have bacon and enough oil/grease, so you can add chopped onions and crushed/pressed garlic and fry until the onions are soft and translucent.

    Now there'd be the time to add one to another, but your bacon/onions mix is hot, so you may want to wait. I didn't want to wait, so I just added and mixed everything with a big spoon so the temperature evened out on its own, but I had to be careful not to do it by hand lest I get burned. Add the salt and pepper, and if it's cold enough, add eggs, and mix everything thoroughly.

    Grab a deep baking dish, smear it on the inside with oil so it won't stick, dump the mix into the dish, and stuff it into the oven set to some 180 degrees Celsius.

    Eggs tend to be more watery than you expect them to, so it'll need time to bake well, but take care and keep an eye it and in some hour or two it should be more or less fine.

    And now, the most important part...

    ...you did keep the juice, didn't you?

    Now drink it. DRIIIINK. That delicious acid. Mmmh.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    So...

    TUSCAN CHICKEN

    (Or so it was called in the recipe.)

    Basically, it was a recipe I found somewhere on the Internet and it turned out not only it's easy, it's also very tasty. So here you have it, loosely quantified:
    • some 500g of chicken breast;
    • a jar of dried tomatoes in oil;
    • a big onion (chopped);
    • 5 cloves of garlic (sliced, chopped or whatever);
    • some, I dunno, 100g of spinach leaves;
    • some 50g of parmezan;
    • some 100-150g cream;
    • (hot) water;
    • salt, pepper, some sort of Italian herb mix.

    That's basically all, since you can use the oil from the tomatoes. First, cut the chicken into strips or slices and cover the pieces in salt, pepper and the herbs. Then pour some of the oil onto a deep frying pan, and fry the chicken in it, but not, like, all the way - you only need them to brown a bit because you'll be adding them back at a later point. They only need like a minute or so. For now, take them out of the frying pan and let them rest on a plate, and add chopped onion and garlic and fry until onion is soft. (Pour additional oil if need be.) Then add the spinach leaves in. Spinach takes a lot of space at first, but the leaves soon shrivel and then everything fits great. When that's done you can add the tomatoes, in slices or even whole if that's not too big. Let them all fry for a short while, then add cream and dilute with hot water. You can use leftover water from pasta, and the cream is about fine in any kind (it's supposed to be 30% but I used 18% and it was fine, and you can likely use 12% to make it even leaner). Add the cheese, let it melt in, and add the chicken back. Cover, turn down the heat, and let it stew for a while. That's about all.

    tl;dr it's fancy but so easy to make
  • edited 2024-12-04 00:48:17
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Recently I've been warming up to whisk(e)y. Which is not good, it tastes like munching on a piece of wood and it's like a vodka that has gone through an entirely unnecessary step. Vodka, at the very least, does not pretend it's not there to get you wasted.
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