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  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Whose girlfriend did you screw?
  • Just quit my job (for unrelated reasons). Ahh, I feel free.

    I guess I'm a shut-in again.
  • Not my best performance, but now you can see me in action:
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Nice.
    Although that was not the first thing that came to my mind when I saw you post "you can see me in action".

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Not my best performance, but now you can see me in action:



    You're the one in the black shirt I presume?
  • Bingo! Also, if I ever do end up in a porn shoot, you folks will be the first to know. 
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    And by the way. Meanwhile in here, the ruling party is facing a problem: after all the cozying up to the Church, the Church called them out and showed up with a citizens' bill proposal for a complete ban on abortion. Now they're trying to stall it out on procedural issues, since just dumping it would ruin their carefully maintained street cred. In short: what a shitstorm, what a lovely shitstorm!

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Meanwhile, apparently xenophobes had a good day in German politics recently.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Somewhere in Germany, a single tear slides down a grandpa's cheek as he smiles fondly, reminiscing his youth.
  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    Non your peeps are implicated in the PP?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lrdgck wrote: »
    Somewhere in Germany, a single tear slides down a grandpa's cheek as he smiles fondly, reminiscing his youth.



    Sadly,
    MEGAMAN4_001_zpsuabeud9i.png
  • >Trump Effect trailer copyright struck
    >Even the Don's tweets aren't safe
    >suddenly he rails against overkill copyright nonsense
    Make America Creative Common Again
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    That feel when you sit down to work in the evening, and it turns out your friend had already declared she'll do that part.

    *insert smug Pepe here*

    (It's not my primary area and she already has a start on it, it makes sense she feels she'll complete it.)
  • "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    Welcome to updated me. Since this article is basically self-doxing, a fresh account was in order. My article's probably a tad on the basic bitch cultural lolbertarian side, but it has puns in it, so all is good:
  • edited 2016-04-08 00:41:09
    You talk like a progressivestacker but raise lolbertarian points, this is confusing but not entirely terrible.

    Also, nice name, don't mind if I cyberstalk you for a while.

    > there’s no political equivalent of apatheist
    Is Nihilism too mainstream nowadays?

  • "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    Nihilists are very adamant on nothing mattering, apatheist-political equivalent would say we can never figure out the optimal political solution so thinking about it too much is a waste of time (ergo, don't care about best label as long as you get shit done). 
  • So, "I actually really did want to say Pragmatist, but I am self-aware enough to know it'd make me sound like an edgelord".

    I can dig it.
  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I can guess that site is firmly lolbertarian from what I've read, can dig it...but how did you stumble upon it Bass?
  • "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    The neoreactionary quiz, I think (a pretty hilarious piece of writing): http://triggerwarning.us/official-neoreactionary-quiz/
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    You know, recently I've been seeing weird graffiti. "Naughty Words" (really, it literally said "naughty words"). "R.I.P. the Atari generation". "Vandalism" (again, exactly - the word was written in English spelling).
  • edited 2016-04-19 05:48:54
    Today I learned that pope Pious XII plotted to kill Hitler.
  • "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    >come across name on Tumblr that sounds familiar, post is the type of performative outrage that turns social justice toxic
    >check IJBM to see if this is where I know the guy from
    >find an alt that checks out, scroll through comments
    >standard angry-against-conservatives, take-their-speech-away nonsense, including advocating for a woman to be raped because she questioned rape victims
    >is just four years ago

    Hoffner comes to mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_True_Believer

     He was the type of person he would rage against now. On a related note, how many D-list e-celebs has IJBM hosted over the years? I'm not talking about lolcows, but people who have actually gone on to make something of themselves. 
  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    I dunno, I only remember lolcows.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    ^^^ Today I learned that the Pope sold drugs.

    (Actually, that was a criminal bearing a nickname "the Pope", but that was one fun header for an article.)
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Why did I eat the two of you?
    - my friend to a bag of instant noodles
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lrdgck wrote: »
    Why did I eat the two of you?
    - my friend to a bag of instant noodles


    and who else?
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    The other bag, of course.
    And the other quote of the week (from a different person) was:
    HOW CAN THEY DANCE TO JOY DIVISION?!?
  • "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    Great, now I have The Wombats in my head. 
  • edited 2016-04-24 21:03:14
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Suspected Entry: 68% match



    Uploaded - Formal Lab report.docx

    The second hypothesis is somewhat supported in this experiment




    Source
    - Another student's paper

    The first hypothesis is supported with this experiment





    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    SafeAssign, you're a doofus.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Y'know what's ironic?

    The thing that got me to stop visiting TVT
    was not the alleged heaping piles of bad fandom behavior or the poor
    forum moderation or the site drama.

    It's merely the fact that the site logged me out (it does so automatically every so often) and I haven't bothered to log back in.

    Well it's trivial for me to log back in, but it's just amusing to note that this, of all things, was the catalyst.

    I still don't hate TVT though.

    Then again, I don't hate Guilty Crown either...
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