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Consentual Sex with a Tentacle Monster

VorpyVorpy
edited 2011-04-18 00:07:31 in General
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
Unstoppable Sex Goddess

Reading through old posts reminded me of my first time watching Tentacle porn. Although the whole rape aspect will forever be anathema to me, the whole "being cradled in a web of rubbery warm tendrils that are more flexible than arms, can retract and expand, and are a bit more durable than the average penis entering inside of me while coiling around me like snakes" always appealed to me. I want to know how it would feel.

Since having sex with more than one person will never replicate this feeling since they can suspend you into the air by their dick or wrap around your arms and position you, so you can just be lazy and let them do all of the work.

I don't care if I would freak out if I saw a tentacle monster in real life, if it wanted to push it's dicktacles into me, all it would have to do is ask.

Comments

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I was worried that this was about someone's personal experience with the subject matter.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    You know, octopuses are real.
  • DYREDYRE
    I'd only want tentacle sex if it were with Ika Musume.

    Mostly because I can't think of any other female tentacle monsters.

    ...well she's a squid, but squids are a sort of tentacle monster.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-18 00:21:49
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's Octopi, and no, you can't get them to have sex with you.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It's octopodes.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No, it's Octopi.
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-04-18 00:43:02
    Pony Sleuth
    I'm going to assume this argument is in jest, though I will discuss the topic if asked to.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No seriously, it's not Octopodes anymore.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    That didn't sound like a request for information, so I'll not give any.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    [request information]
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-04-18 01:32:17
    Pony Sleuth
    Okay. First off is a Wikipedia link.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus#Terminology

    Now, the thing about language in general to remember is that no word or word form is "wrong" as long as the usage is common enough and people understand you. It's absurd to say something like "ain't" isn't a word just because it's either informal, non-standard, or part of another dialect. (I guess the last two are essentially synonymous, but that's a bit of a digression.)

    More to the point, the forms "octopi" and "octopodes" originate from misguided attempts with prescriptivist grammar in the past to apply Latin rules (and apparently Greek ones) to English. This is a similar line of thought that's given us the absurd rule to never split infinitives (or as they might have me say, "never to split infinitives"). I think the same goes for "cactuses" vs. "cacti". (Interestingly, after a quick google, "cactus" also seems to be a plural in use.)  However, misguided though the origins may be, speakers did become motivated to use these forms, and they became incorporated into the lexicon and usage, becoming a true part of the English language. 

    I'll assert that all of these are correct plural forms of octopus, but you might be able to change my mind on octopodes since I've never seen it in modern usage except for when I'm guessing someone is trying to act clever.

    I've probably used more jargon than I should have. I'll give definitions if asked, but I bet you can see the point I'm getting at.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    edited 2011-04-18 01:34:19
    (void)
    «Octopus» is a Greek word.  General practice in English for plurals is that in most cases both the standard «s/es» plural from English usage and the standard plural in the source language are valid plurals, although in many cases one or the other will be awkward.  «Octopodes» is the Greek plural.  «Octopi» is a misconception.

    I use «Octopodes» because I think it sounds best.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Semantics debates get me hotter than tentacles do!
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Semantacles?
  • DYREDYRE
    Sementacles?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-18 01:38:42

    ^^ Those just sound like semantic testicles.

    Ooh, now there's a good name for a band. The Semantic Testicles.

  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-04-18 01:41:06
    Pony Sleuth
    I think this might be closer to morphology.

    And with that sentence, it's turned into a semantic debate. Fuck.

    "General practice in English for plurals is that in most cases both the standard «s/es» plural from English usage and the standard plural in the source language are valid plurals"

    I'm going to have to question your use of "most" there.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Gee, I wonder how many liters gallons drums of semen a sementacle holds.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    Well, for example, axis becomes axes.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I'm going to go touch myself now.

    goodnight.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Pix or it didn't happen.

    Goodnight.

  • FarseerLoloteaFarseerLolotea
    edited 2011-04-18 03:04:55
    Love And Tentacles.  That is all.  You're welcome.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Before I even clicked...


  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    On Topic: I think I've only ever actually seen one picture of this.
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