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Churches and their odd stuffiness.

edited 2011-04-08 11:09:51 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Back when I used to go to church, I always noticed how they were significantly stuffier than most other places. All air seems to stop in them. It's like you're locked in there. And they'rr so silent, you could have a war going on outside and no one would notice. On the other hand, it's kinda odd when misotheists take this to mean that God hates them or something like that (*cough*KARALORA*cough*).

Comments

  • Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    Sounds like the churches you've been to need better air conditioning. (That's usually not a matter of theology.)
  • Really? Most churches I've been to feel like they're airlocked, including well-funded ones.
  • This one had a rather unpleasant experience at church, and it coincided with this one's final decision about religion nicely, but it is more likely to be due to overuse of incense. Seriously, if there were any fire alarms they'd be triggered.

    As for the stuffiness - it is indeed rather...oppressive, sometimes, but this one remembers encountering churches which were stuffy, but in a good way. Especially more modern and not very rich ones. Clear lines, white walls, lot of space and lots of light. With some modern icons, unlike rather grotesque ones that cat usually be seen but with characteristic lines. Simple, clear, stern, brilliant. Calm. Joyous.This one did not really want to leave. Alas, such type of church seems to be rare.


  • edited 2011-04-08 11:29:34
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Many older churches don't use air-conditioning.

    It's usually a matter of cost.  Y'know, when the church has trouble paying snow removal bills...yeah, A/C isn't a big deal.
  • edited 2011-04-08 13:38:41
    Pony Sleuth
    Y'know, I've considered going to see a sermon just for the cultural observation. I don't think I've ever actually been to one before, and there are plenty of churches within walking distance.

    It's possible to go to one as a stranger without attracting attention, right? Can you just wear street clothes?
  • Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    ^ Dress code varies with the church community, but no one's gonna turn you out on account of it. You also may get some interaction from greeters depending on the church and its size.
  • I guess if an awkward encounter with a few strangers I'll likely never see again is the worst case scenario, I might as well give it a shot.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I know that you can probably just walk right into a Catholic church, and if it's crowded, you'll be among the people standing at the back.  Donations during collection are appreciated, but not required.  Kneeling is typical during various parts of the mass, but optional.
  • Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    Just please don't take the communion if you're not Catholic. It's one of those things that's kinda important to us. It's basically akin to saying, "Yes, I believe this really is the body and blood of Jesus, whom I also believe to be God, and I consider myself in full agreement with the Catholic Church and in a state of grace."
    Ironically, if there is communion in a non-Catholic or non-Orthodox church, it usually seems to be borderline insulting to NOT take communion with them. Funny how things work.
  • I went to an Ash Wednesday sermon last year and got hot ash on my forehead. That wasn't sacrelige, was it?
  • Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    Ash Wednesday's available to anyone. The ashes aren't a sacrament (actually from God himself), but a sacramental (reminds us of the sacraments). I'm impressed that you got hot ashes, of course. Those services are also generally crowded. I heard a joke once that if Ash Wednesday were ever made into a holy day of obligation, that Catholics would stop coming.
  • "Just please don't take the communion if you're not Catholic."

    I did this all the time.

    Also, I like the stuffiness. It helps me feel reflective and at ease.
  • edited 2011-04-08 18:04:07
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Even though I'm not a Christian, I really like the ambient in churches for some reason.

    When they are empty of course
  • Woki mit deim Popo.
    @ BaronGrackle

    You're Catholic?  You must be observing Lent then.  I always hate that I keep forgetting it's friday when I eat.
  • edited 2011-04-08 21:27:22

    lot of space and lots of light.  ^^;

    clean lines and white walls

    Some churches are stuffy because they are well attended.  Too many people start to use up the oxygen, creating a stuffy sensation.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Religious architecture is some of the coolest architecture EVER.
  • I've yet to encounter a stuffy church in my 20-some odd years as a Catholic. I mean, sure when you're an altar server the incense can be a bit intense, but other than that, I've been lucky I guess.
  • Master Guardian of the Passive Voice
    @vacasama: Especially when you eat out, right? Tough to find fast food places without meat, unless you go for fish. :) Wait a tic. How many of us are Catholics, at least attempting to be practicing?

    Are you on here, Nightcrawler? Hellboy?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I'm a former denomination-unspecified Christian, raised on Sunday School at the local Baptist church, though my mom is Catholic and drags me to church with her.

    Which is why I know something about the sequence of events in mass.  Well, that, and I am also a substitute organist for a local Catholic church.

    Used to be the organist for a Christian Science church.  Then I went off to grad school.  That was pretty darn nice, since they gave me lots of leeway as to what I could play.  For my free-play sections I played everything from Bach to Mozart to Chopin to Messiaen to traditional hymns to modern songs to things from game and animé soundtracks.

    Anyway, back on churches and stuffiness: You get this in older churches.  Newer and/or renovated churches tend not to have the stuffiness.  For example, when I was back in Florida, I'd get it at the St. Joseph church but not the St. Maximillian Kolbe church.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Churches are so fucking cool.

    They are fresh, and exciting, and they feel great.
  • I sometimes go to the chapel at my school to do homework. The dark colors are soothing on the eyes, though in mid-afternoon the sun can blare through one of the stained-glass windows. And there's usually a breeze. It's a comfortable, quiet place.
  • Woki mit deim Popo.
    @ BaronGrackle

    Yeah, but at least I live in So Cal.  A lot of fast food places do serve fish of some kind, fish fillets or fish tacos.  Still, I'm looking forward to buy some Passover Coke near the end of Lent.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I would do homework in the chapels at my colleges but for the fact that they lack tables.
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