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I Kissed A Girl

EelektrossEelektross
edited 2012-10-22 10:19:30 in Media
Definitely not gay.

OK, guys. I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE Katy Perry with the force of a million suns. Firework makes me cry, California Gurls is a worthless piece of trashy shit that makes me screech and crawl, E.T made goddamned Kanye West look good in comparison, and I am never joining the army because of Part Of Me.


But guys


this song


I can't hate it.


I can't hate it. I don't feel the sheer vitriol I do for most of her other songs, nor do I feel the apathy I have towards most of Justin Bieber and One Direction's (the former is really just all five members of the latter fused together) discography. 


In fact...


I kind of like it.


What's happening to me guysWHY CAN'T I HATE IT

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Comments

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I kinda like Tik Tok by Ke$ha.


    Then again, I don't really know what she's singing anyway.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    @OP: because it's about girls kissing?

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    ^...


    >.>


    <.<


    how did you guess

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2012-10-22 10:36:35
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Eelektross is fabulous! in which case it shouldn't be a point of appeal. 


    Or maybe not. 


    I lose track of these things. 

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Sorry Alex, but that's the shittiest rainbow ever

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    I'm not gay dude

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    IJBM: the association of "fabulous" with homosexuality.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Man, isn't that song about the girl who kissed a girl out of curiosity despite having a boyfriend


    like


    checking the lyrics



    No, I don't even know your name


    It doesn't matter


    You're my experimental game


    Just human nature



    bleh, whatever

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    In b4 bicurious experimentation makes light of LGBT sexual identities.


    Because fuck that, read Kinsey.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Sorry Alex, but that's the shittiest rainbow ever



    Apologies.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    edited 2012-10-22 11:08:20
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Goddamnit Alex, you always get it wrong. Don't you?

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

    Like so, friend!

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    sorry i am really bad at colours

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.

    I just dislike the song because its just so fucking vapid.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I think this thread just became AMAZING.

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    AMAZING.



    This is exactly how all gay people on TV talk.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    edited 2012-10-22 13:19:23
    But you never had any to begin with.

    By vomiting rainbows? Also, John Barrowman exists.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Who's that?


    Is he related to John Barrow?

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^^ I read that as "This is exactly how all gay people on TVTropes talk." Dammit.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Reading Comprehension

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    John Barrowman



    The characters themselves, Jack Harkness is pansexual and every other character is (assumedly) straight.



    By vomiting rainbows?



    Try watching an episode of Partners and reading that text, the main gay lead sounds exactly like that.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.


    I just dislike the song because its just so fucking vapid.



    It's a goddamned Katy Perry song. What do you fucking expect?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    The characters themselves, Jack Harkness is pansexual and every other character is (assumedly) straight.



    are you talking about torchwood

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    anyways yuri is great


    it's one of those things that remains untouched by even the most evil forces on the internet, like shitty anon trolls and the homestuck fandom


    who here agrees with me

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I like yuri, but to the rest of that... haha no.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    I think he meant other characters played by John Barrowman.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    You're adorable, thinking that.  But you're right, people you don't like never like the same things you like. 

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

      But you're right, people you don't like never like the same things you like. 



    pssst


    i was joking

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    And I will forever read every post you make as possessing the utmost sincerity. 

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