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"Its just Guy talk"

SchitzoSchitzo
edited 2011-03-28 03:04:13 in General
They're somethin' else.
No, I do not want to talk about my sex life and practices, you boring sleazy fucks. No, I don't buy your PUA propaganda one bit and I am somewhat ashamed to even call you an acquaintance. Seriously.

But yeah. I hate "guy talk". Hate all this alpha male posturing, all the prick waving, all the people trying to top each other stories. Fucking hell.
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  • KousakaKirinoKousakaKirino
    Alpha males are overrated. Bitches ain't got nothing on Jacob. /tongue-in-cheek.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    Didn't you say you used to be an Edward Cullen fangirl, Mapi?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited 2012-07-22 17:38:01

    …

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-03-28 12:19:32
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    IJBM: the terms "guy talk" and "girl talk".

    IJBM: one-upsmanship.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Yeah, so I was out drinking with a few co-workers, and then we decided to crash some birthday girl's party or something. One dude noticed that the birthday girl specifically picked the bowling alley with a bar, and he says "You know why she picked that bowling alley, right? She wants to get laid" (I swore I heard a durr hurr here)

    And I tell him "Gee, Admiral Obvious, that's very observant of you, I take it you'll be making something of it?"

    That shut him up.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    The One-Upper and the Stroker, two males I cannot stand.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-28 16:34:03
    ...The stroker? And one doesn't need to be male to be a one-upper. I've dealt with them before.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I remember that. They either fuck more guys than you, buy more stuff than you, fuck less guys than you, buy better stuff than you, or all of it.
  • BobBob
    Funny thing is, I know this bitch that likes to insinuate that, no matter who you are and / or who you've fucked, she has somehow done more and less people then you.

    Being an annoying stuck up bitch must be hard.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-03-28 16:39:23
    [tɕagɛn]

    she has somehow done more and less people then you.


    ...How the hell is this physically/logically possible?

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-28 16:40:16
    Not sure about psychically, but she's kind of a dumb whore, so there's how it's logically possible, at least for her.

    In other words, it's not.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    So....Achievement In Ignorance?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Nope. Dimorphic Solipsism.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It feels awkward when my friends act congratulatory about sex. Partly because they know I'm a virgin, but more because it seems to me like something that should be a personal thing.

    Maybe I should lighten up about it. I probably need to about a lot of things.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Schitzo confirmed for beta.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    snowbull confirmed for Brawl.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    @ Snowbull: does not understand meme
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-03-31 14:10:21
    Cue-bey
    If there are alpha males, there are beta males as well. Pretending you don't want to be an alpha makes you a beta. The only solution to being a beta is death.

    (Not my actual opinion)

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Or sex change
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-03-31 11:40:54
    Cue-bey
    True, being a beta means that you are nothing more than a worthless, malformed woman.

    (Not my actual opinion)
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    edited 2011-03-31 13:51:01
    (void)
    I'm not an alpha but multiple girls have expressed attraction to me so fuck you.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-03-31 14:17:28
    Cue-bey
    They're interested in you because you're a beta. A woman desires a beta to work/provide for her financially. She may have sex with the beta, but once he she has secured him through marriage/children she will seek out an alpha to fuck/impregnate her.

    (Not my actual opinion)

    I've actually stopped reading /adv/ because there's not enough trolling compared to this horseshit, and I'm afraid if I read too much of it I'll actually start believing it.

    Interestingly enough the "man up you beta faggot" 3rd of /adv/ is basically guy talk personified.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    This sounds unfalsifiable.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    This sounds like bullshit.
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    This sounds just plain wrong, yo.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    So wait, are guy talk people actual alphas or are they just pretending to be? 
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    RTL: They're on 4chan.  What do you think?
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Yes, I would think the answer would be pretty obvious.
  • KousakaKirinoKousakaKirino
    e-p0n0s is worth jackshit IRL. These are the people who probably fap to Taiga or something.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Alpha males are highly defective.  Beta males are much more functional.

    Unfortunately, we've been stuck on the beta for a few thousand years already.  And still no sign of an official release.
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