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Dragonite

EelektrossEelektross
edited 2012-04-01 23:29:10 in Media
Definitely not gay.

What were the devs thinking?

"Guys, we need a powerful dragon Pokemon!"

"Oh OK, let's take Barney, color him orange and give him wings!"

"GENIOUS."


We had to wait two gens to get a dragon Pokemon that looked kind of badass.  Seriously, guys. Seriously.



 

Comments

  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ

    Someone's bitter they aren't a dragon-type

  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2012-04-01 23:41:31
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    >Implying Salamence wasn't a step down design wise from Dragonite.


    I'd like to introduce you to my good friend Mold Breaker Haxorus...

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    > Implying he wasn't talking about Flygon

  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2012-04-01 23:50:05
    Definitely not gay.

    ^^^ Hey, at least I don't cry like a wuss whenever I get hit by an Ice Beam!

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    Neither does Dragonite anymore.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    >Implying Kingdra wasn't one sexy, badass motherfucker of a dragon type


    And in case you mean something that looks like a Western dragon:


    >Implying Charizard wasn't one sexy, badass motherfucker of a dragonesque Pokemon

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    >Implying Gyarados isn't pure sex. I mean look at those whiskers! You could just get lost in them, spending hours swirling them around your fingers. Pure. Outrage spamming. Sex. 

  • LaiLai
    edited 2012-04-01 23:58:47

    I still hate your Levitate ability. Having to use a move slot for Smack Down/Gravity to hit you with your one weakness.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2012-04-01 23:59:16
    Definitely not gay.

    ^^ Gyarados doesn't get Outrage.


    Also...-uses Thunderbolt-

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^It does with Move Tutors.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2012-04-02 00:00:42
    Definitely not gay.

    ^Oh.


    Y'know, I hate how tutoring abilities are illegal with DW abilities.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-04-02 00:40:55
    Has friends besides tanks now
    @this thread

    >Implying the mere presence of sex machines like Haxorus and Garchomp doesn't retroactively annihilate the appeal of any other Dragon-types

    >But seriously, how has Garchomp not been mentioned yet. >:[
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Because Garchomp is boring. You pretty much have to be brain dripping from the ears retarded to fuck up while using Garchomp.

  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    Fuck every other piece of shit.


    Altaria is where it's at.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    Garchomp is cool too. 


     

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >Because Garchomp is boring.



    But it's got such a cool design.



    . . . Never used him in PO matches or anything, though. I'm not that silly.
  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2012-04-02 01:01:03
    Definitely not gay.

    Using him in PO is just cheating.


    Unless it's Standard Ubers.


    You pretty much have to be brain dripping from the ears retarded to fuck up while using Garchomp.


    Lemme guess, you joined competitive Pokemon before Garchomp got Uber'd right?

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