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• CountryPumpkin

  2012-02-02 15:24:30 edited 2012-02-02 15:31:59

  I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  Happiness is what you get when you don't realize that the game you're playing is shit.

  
  

  I hope you're quoting the article.

  
  

  e: Since that's a no, I'm probably going to want an explanation.

  
  

  e2: V welp 
• Myrmidon

  2012-02-02 15:30:20

  I think Hatter was being sarcastic.
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-02-02 17:43:38

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Hatter kinda has a record for being unexpectedly harsh while using sarcasm.

  
  

  @Hatter: Toning it down a bit would be nice.
• vonBerlichingen

  2012-03-14 17:40:11 edited 2012-03-14 23:56:05

  Did...

  
  

  Did this guy seriously write and post a twenty-two paragraph essay bemoaning the fact that people don't respect his skill at videogames?
• MadassAlex

  2012-03-14 23:19:52

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  Pretty much. 

  
  

  Hardcore gamers are drama queens through and through. Most of them, anyway. Check out any competitive scene and it's all tears and spilled milk. 
• vonBerlichingen

  2012-03-15 18:19:17

  Hardcore gamers are drama queens through and through.

  
  

  I want to disagree, but then I think of David Sirlin.
• InsanityAddict

  2012-03-15 18:23:50

  Diet NEET

  Competitive stability>emotional stability
• vonBerlichingen

  2012-03-15 18:47:01

  Competitive stability>emotional stability

  
  

  Well, obviously. Emotional maturity is for scrubs, after all.