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  • Radio_ShackRadio_Shack
    Waah!  WWAAAAAAAAAH!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...HOW DOES THA-...I'm getting out of here before I get raped by a grocery store
  • KrogerKroger
    edited 2011-03-21 04:39:53
    ^^^Yeah, about that... I'm raising our child with my new boyfriend that I got on the rebound about five minutes ago. Sorry.
  • Radio_ShackRadio_Shack
    We get new daddy now?
  • SafewaySafeway
    Woah, a kid? I hope that by new boyfriend you DIDN'T mean me. I don't want ANYTHING to do with kids!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    You know, out of morbid curiosity, how does sex even work?

    I mean... What about 24 hour stores? What... What happens to the people inside those during the act...?
  • KrogerKroger
    Pfft, get over yourself! Obviously I was talking about Target! Duh!
  • SafewaySafeway

    Well... Um... Good th-then...


     


    ;.; forever alone ;.;

  • TargetTarget

    ^^^ You don't wanna know, trust me.


    @kroger: Sweet!  Let's get outta here (and sue Piggly Wiggly for some major child support while we're at it!)  C'mon Radio Shack, I'm your father now!

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ But I do Target! Please tell me!

    ...Because I really want to see whether or not it is worth the risk to shop in said stores. And I need to know exactly what happens in order to decide
  • BobBob
    No, trust me Icala, Target is right. You don't want to know.

    I know I didn't. #_#
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Now I REALLY want to know!

    Come on, it can't be as bad as when I was mistaken for a female Skitty by a male Wailord...
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Don't worry, shopping in said stores will not be any less safe for you, I promise.  So... is grocery store sockpuupet thatre over?  Does anyone want to reveal which puppets were theirs?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I still want to know how sex between stores works! [Safeway was me. Internet Explorer kept trying to crash, however. Chrome and Firefox are far better. Firefox for my main, Chrome for... Other sock puppets]
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    -sigh-  What you need is a book, Icala.  And possibly a visit to a shrink...  Oh, and in case any of you were wondering, I was Meijer, Piggly Wiggly, Target, and Radio Shack, in that order.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...No, what I need is to know how store sex works! D:
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-21 05:08:24
    Guuuuurl, what you need is to shut yo bitch ass up! I'm gettin tired of this shit!

    [Kroger, Walmart, & Kmart, in that order]
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    :<

    Is it really so weird that I want to know how stores have sex?
  • BobBob
    Yes. It's not quite as weird as stores having sex in the first place, but it's pretty weird.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Icala, I think the real reason neither of us have answered you is because we're both too tired to come up with a witty enough joke answer.  We burnt out most of our humor during the sock-fest. 
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    But in the context of the thread...?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    I have no clue.  All I can really think about right now if how, when everyone sees what we've done with this thread in the morning, they're all going to start posting reaction images and laughing at us.


    Come to think of it, Bob and I are kind of like forum elves or something....  Like, when everyone else is in bed, she and I show up to flood the place with random crap.

  • BobBob
    Hey! I prefer the term "forum faerie"! >:[
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I like the term Forum Gremlin :D
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    O U.  Fine, from now on we can be the forum mythical creatures squad.  As soon as night falls, we'll show up to cause mischeif and stuff!  ...Provided we're all here and don't have something better to do.
  • BobBob
    -squees as only a faerie could-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    *makes a sound that gremlins make as only a gremlin could*
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    What?? There was finally a showdown between all the grocery stores and I missed it??

    That's it, I'm never going to sleep again.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Sorry Central.  I would have invited you, but I was busy juggling four sockpuppets all at once.  Best.  Night.  Ever.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    EVEN ON IJBM2, F.O.E.!
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