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Sex with animals causes penile cancer. (NSFW)

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-11-12 14:29:40 in General
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
You better stop doing it guys!


Comments

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    So if you fuck an animal, be safe. Wear a condom
  • ShichibukaiShichibukai
    edited 2011-11-12 15:08:29
    Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

    This stuff has been around longer than smoking. I doubt determined sheep shaggers will care, too much. Though maybe we could staple "warning: bestiality causes cancer" to the majority of farm animals' behinds.



  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Well. There goes my weekend. It's like they're just taunting us with the picture of that sexy goat at the top of the article.

    Also, I didn't know you could fuck chickens.
  • ShichibukaiShichibukai
    edited 2011-11-12 15:13:24
    Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

    Yeah, it must suck knowing you can get cancer from molesting [insert favourite pony here]. 

    I kid :P

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    It's not bestiality if I'm a pony.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Gelzo...

    I really hate to break this to you...

    but you are actually a human being.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Ha ha, silly.

    I bet you think you're human too.

    But you're actually a woman.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    32% of the healthy sample had sex with animals? Has someone hidden all the women in Brazil or something.


    I'm also amazed they were prepared to actually admit it.

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Well, that's what confidentiality is for.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ You know, that brings up a good point!

    A lot of people could have lied! It could be that 89% of the healthy ones had sex with animals and 48% of the unhealthy did

    In which case we should ALL fuck animals as it is healthier!
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    No wonder there are so few New Zealanders...
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