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This thing my dad said to me.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-11-03 18:59:54 in Meatspace
[tɕagɛn]
So. We were in the car and I was being a dumbass teen and calling the world retarded. Then my dad says this: "Well, God intended for everyone to be the way they are. Maybe you'll meet a girl, she's not so bright, but she's good at household stuff and can produce 3 or 4 kids for you..." ......I don't know why, but something about this quote JBM.

Comments

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-11-03 19:02:39

    "I was being a dumbass teen."

    Well, you've admitted it. Progress.

    On a less snarky note, yeah, that probably was the reason for that response.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    she's good at household stuff and can produce 3 or 4 kids for you

    Also this.

    On the other hand, intelligence is not a singular, definable thing but a series of understandings that are sort of loosely connected.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Thing is, whenever my parents made a quip like that, it was to insult me for being lazy and unmotivated.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-11-03 19:07:49
    [tɕagɛn]
    That wasn't my dad's intent, Abyss.

    He was being honestly serious. This is what he wants for me.
  • AHRAHR
    o_e
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    >Can produce 3 or 4 kids

    >Way too many kids
    >It should be zero
  • AHRAHR
    I...just...WHY.
  • BellacideBellacide
    She gets the pills from her skills, and she gets her skills from the pills.
    .___. what the fuck
  • AHRAHR
    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Yeah, kids are bad for the environment.
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2011-11-03 19:19:43
    My dad pretty much thinks the same way. 
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    3 or 4 kids?


    Even I only want a boy and a girl =/

  • AnneBeecheAnneBeeche
    I stand on Grendel's shoulders
    Maybe you'll meet a girl, she's not so bright, but she's good at household stuff and can produce 3 or 4 kids for you...

    I do hope this was sarcasm or irony or something like that. That is a terrible and backwards thing to look for in a life partner.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    That's actually standard fare for Chagen's dad.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Anne:

    My dad grew up in the 60s. He's a hardcore conservative.

    He thinks Michelle Bachmann is the GOP's current best candidate.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    It has nothing to do with growing up in the 60s, Chagen...
  • AnneBeecheAnneBeeche
    I stand on Grendel's shoulders
    I'm sorry you had to grow up under a person who sincerely believes such a thing and has/had the potential to pass his beliefs down to his children.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    So Chagen, can we throw your dad off a bridge?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    FUCK HIM UP!!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    He thinks Michelle Bachmann is the GOP's current best candidate.

  • AnneBeecheAnneBeeche
    I stand on Grendel's shoulders
    So Chagen, can we throw your dad off a bridge?

    FUCK HIM UP!!

    We don't need to start rallying for violence, people.

    Chagen's dad apparently has a critically flawed view of people if that's what he thinks of women. All that can be done about it is either help him, or nothing.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    We don't need to start rallying for violence, people.

    Erm, they're not serious.
  • AnneBeecheAnneBeeche
    edited 2011-11-04 00:30:38
    I stand on Grendel's shoulders
    Erm, they're not serious.

    I know, but sometimes even jokes can get out of hand when they are reinforced by their own appearances en masse, which happens a lot for this kind of joke.

    Youtube comments tend to be an example of this.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-11-04 00:30:59
    They're somethin' else.
    GIVE HIM A TITTY TWISTER HE WON'T SOON FORGET

    JK LOL
  • AnneBeecheAnneBeeche
    I stand on Grendel's shoulders
    you sound mad
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-11-04 00:33:57
    No rainbow star
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    They want impressionable grandchildren so they have someone to indoctrinate at a later age too.
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    edited 2011-11-04 14:26:50
    My father's 70 and he doesn't view women like that.

    Albeit he's homophobic because gay people can't have children.
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