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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    my nose is bleeding

    because i stabbed myself with a fork

    ow
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I cannot tell where my beard ends and my hair begins.


  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^^ Luckily I avoided that when I switched. Knew exactly where to apply to

    ^^ Why would you DO that!?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    i didn't mean to
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Ah
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    @Everest:
    Cosplays to use for the coming year: Hei, Takizawa,
    and probably Tyki Mikk in his less formal outfit.
    Tyki Mikk isn't voiced by Jason Liebrecht, what are you doing?
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    MEN MEN MANZOKU IPPON MANZOKU-MEN!


  • TOMOTAKINOTOMOTAKINO
    you are merely jelly
    oooh japanese
    best languag ever and dont u forget it~
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have to tell my parents that I'm going to need to change schools because I'm awful at the thing I'm majoring in...

    I'm pretty worried. They tend to expect a lot more of me than I can manage.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    Dear student who never does his homework:

    Thanks a bundle for bringing the average down.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-10-13 21:18:56
    Has friends besides tanks now
    So I was working today, and I have a funny story. And by funny I mean deeply worrying.

    >get one complaint about playing Mastodon during work
    >complaint is by guy with creepy mustache who's trying to order me to do this
    >CD's on a stupidly long final track, so I was taking it out anyway
    >work ends
    >talk to another lifeguard about music; he didn't think it was too bad
    >tell him about the relatively neutral reception
    >tell him only the guy who swam next to him complained
    >he says, "don't worry about it, that guy's creepy"
    >inquire further
    >"he gets boners when little girls are in the pool", other lifeguard says
    >ಠ_ಠ

    tl;dr: One of the regulars at the pool is a pedophile who legitimately scares me.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-13 21:21:05

    "One of the regulars at the pool is a pedophile who legitimately scares me."

    Does he have PEEDO written on his bottom?

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-10-13 21:24:33
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I'm considering posting ">mfw one of the community center pool's patrons is a pedophile" on Facebook, but I'm worried that if people see it, I'll have to explain what pedophile actually means.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^^ Where is the Paedofinder General when you need him!?
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Did s/he sound serious? Maybe it was said as a joke/insult.
  • AHRAHR
    QUICK CYGS! KISS YOUR NOSE AND MAKE IT BETTER! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I'm pretty worried. They tend to expect a lot more of me than I can manage.

    Know that feel.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "Did s/he sound serious? Maybe it was said as a joke/insult."

    The other lifeguard seemed pretty serious, and the guy really was that creepy.
  • ShichibukaiShichibukai
    Thane of rum-guzzling and necromancy

    LOL PEEDO 

    /childish humour

    1 am in the morning is not a good time to be playing a game I don't really enjoy such as Doom, when I could have watched an awesome anime such as Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei.



  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2011-10-13 22:54:56
    ^^ Oh. Then:

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Now that is one horrible abomination of mankind Internet ads have inflicted upon us.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^ thief
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.


    DO WANT
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    For the first time in my life, I'm completely at a loss for what to do in a situation.
  • GhilzGhilz
    edited 2011-10-14 04:30:13
    ^^ Makes a very poor Total War game if a single idiot in Green pjs mows through all of these armies.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    QUICK CYGS! KISS YOUR NOSE AND MAKE IT BETTER! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

    /me tries

    /me fails

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I think I swallowed some dynamite.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    "Marluxia of Organization XIII was going to be female, but the writers decided to make the character male when they realized that the idea of two women trying to take over an organization that's dominated by men only to fall flat on their faces wouldn't go over too well. The gender change explains his appearance."

    I love the mentality of writers sometimes. And by love I mean:

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