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My mom got into my Ipod.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-10-01 13:26:31 in Meatspace
[tɕagɛn]
She's not admitting it, but I think she is extremely unnerved at my sexuality. Fuck. My mom found my porn. Now she probably thinks I'm a fucking freak. She did ask me to get her a bunch of asprin, apparently my sexuality causes her that much anguish.

Comments

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I never understood why anyone would save porn.  Especially on a device that someone else could access.

    I mean, there's so much of it on the internet that leaving proof where people can find it is... kinda dumb.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    No, I keep my Ipod on a lock. I dunno how she found out the password and got in.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-10-01 13:29:51
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    You keep porn on your iPod?

    Just memorize a couple of URLs.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    This is why I never let ANYONE borrow my mp3 player XD
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Even so.  Locks can be broken.  It just doesn't seem like a good idea to actually download porn when it's so easy to find online.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    Hi, Mrs Chagen! Don't worry, we're not all perverts here. Your son's morals are safe with us...
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >You keep porn on your iPod?

    Just memorize a couple of URLs.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Huh.

    My mom actually wanted the asprin because of pain from excercising. But she's still somewhat perturbed.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    You assume too much.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    She is perturbed from my Ipod's images. But she was in pain as well--I thought she was all screwed up from finding out about the porn, but that was from exercising.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Weaponized porn IS an amusing thought...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ All that comes to mind is using gay porn sprays as a distraction like in Counterstrike. :P
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Because....she told me?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I don't see WHY she WOULDN'T be perturbed

    We ALL know Chagen is into stuff that would drive more vanilla people up the wall
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    SHE COULD BE LYING

    ITS EATING HER INSIDE, AND IT WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SHE'S DEAD
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Re thread title: well, how are you going to get her back out?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-10-01 22:02:05
    No rainbow star
    ^^ So Chagen has voreaphile porn?

    [    ]
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    apparently my sexuality causes her that much anguish.

    50 bucks say that it isn't sexuality in and of itself that perturbs her, so much as seeing the specifics.

    Naked pictures: A little shameful, might bring about discussion

    ...other things: Horror at the knowledge she gave birth to a little Dahmer.

    Heavens, I can only imagine the reaction if my mother saw me browsing guro.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Meh, you'll jade your parents eventually. Discussions of shock vids at the dinner table will eventually do that for you.
  • BlackHumorBlackHumor
    Unlike most other tropers here, I don't actually have a problem with saving your porn (I do that too), only with saving it on an ipod.

    This is partly because I started my porn stash from 4chan (so I need to save anything I like because it probably won't be there next time) and partly because I'm fairly sure my parents would be cool with it, if they somehow ever stumbled on it, which is terribly unlikely because I've hidden it pretty well regardless.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-10-02 11:24:16
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I use one of my multiple flash drives for porn I save, but I often browse sites for different stuff (or more stuff to add) anyway. Might not be the safest way to go about this, but I doubt my parents would think to check a flash drive.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I actually have a user profile especially for porn. It's not labelled as such, though. This also allows me to organise my fap fodder and keep my internet and download histories clean on other profiles.
  • AHRAHR
    Cakman's entire hardrive got wiped when he got his mac fixed. All his porn was gone. He was so annoyed.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -is the only one who uses this computer, ever-
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^ What he said.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Honestly, I keep this thing secure.

    All of my other porn is on a portable hard drive no one else can touch.
  • DYREDYRE
    I just, like... save porn into my My Pictures folder. >.>
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    I just put it into a generic New Folder and put that in the Recycle Bin
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