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IS YOUR BODY READY? (NSFW in text form)

WaltzyWaltzy
edited 2011-09-08 02:02:44 in Wonderful posts
MY BODY IS READY.

"A racist criminal is fucked by a prostitute through the glass... without the glass. It must involve magic and forced orgasm."

lolwtf

Comments

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Ha ha, I found a generator for ponies that apparently uses some of the same code.


  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    A lean henshin hero fucks a clumsy prostitute at the pool. They are former lovers. It must involve asphyxiation and a power play.

    I like how I actually get henshin hero. I swear the internet is developing a consciousness.
  • wannabeotakingwannabeotaking
    Harbinger of thread and forum death
    Well... that was different
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    A librarian fucks a bookish trap on a roof. They are members of different species. It must involve bukkake and a physical imperfection.

    loool Malky getting a henshin hero
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    A half-blind salary man is fucked by a con man in Sengoku Japan. They are friends. It must involve a harem and a clothing fetish.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >A chef is fucked by a mute secret agent in a wheelchair. It must involve castration.
    :s

    >A terrorist leader fucks a racist writer on a bed. They are professor and student. It must involve telepathy.
    Ahaha.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    A editor fucks a lazy stripper on a train. It must involve sensory deprivation.
    OAH!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >A unfashionable cat is fucked by a lolicon in an office. It must involve death and an extreme age difference.

    ...
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    >Japan'snewestanimecashcowfranchise.txt
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    A arrogant A.I. fucks a racist company president in an office. It must involve robots and telepathy.

    A athletic henshin hero fucks a doctor over the internet. They are father and son. It must involve a bath and sensory deprivation.

    A dead martial artist fucks a orphan from a parallel dimension. It must involve docking and milking.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    A geisha fucks a tsundere orphan in a car. It must involve non-con and celibacy.

    D:
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    A librarian fucks a tsundere orphan under a bridge. It must involve sex toys and exhibitionism.

    Damn, this orphan isn't getting any breaks.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    A homeless magician is fucked by a manga artist from a parallel dimension. It must involve penance.

    Depraved mangakas
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    A nerd is fucked by a racist cat in France. They are rivals in love. It must involve nipple play and role reversal.

    Rivals in love...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    A half-blind maid is fucked by a trap over the phone. They are reincarnations. It must involve sports and switching.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    A racist pilot is fucked by a smug Time Lord during exams. It must involve a tentacle monster and figures.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-08 16:32:11
    A magical boy fucks a tan monk in a tree. They are from rival families. It must involve jewlery.

    A glasses guy fucks a tsundere yakuza during exams. It must involve aphrodisiacs and secret identities.

    A ESPer fucks a smart glasses guy in an office. It must involve telepathy.

    ...
  • NyktosNyktos
    edited 2011-09-08 16:53:18
    a little muffled
    How can sex involve celibacy? That seems like a bit of a contradiction...
  • BobBob
    It can involve someone forsaking celibacy for sex. Other than that, not really sure...

    Or maybe they're fucking the physical embodiment of celibacy, because it's porn so why not
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "A immortal martial artist is fucked by a dead actor on TV. They are childhood friends. It must involve dub-con."

    WHAT
  • BobBob
    ...Dub-con?

    Is that even a thing I want to know the definition of?
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Dubious consent

    sometimes I wonder why I know what that means
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    It means basically "rape".

    It's used by rape apologists to try to sugar-coat their belief of "Rape is awesome!"
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    There is a livejournal for stories of personification romance. I think one is a Lesbian fic about the personification of Virginity getting fucked.
  • BobBob
    ^The hell?

    ^^,^^^ So, it's a story about an immortal dude and a dead guy, who are childhood friends, fucking on TV, with one raping the other?

    Isn't that pretty much commonplace in yaoi anyway?
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