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Marowak

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-09-04 16:20:51 in General
No rainbow star
How does beating a ghost up make it at peace?

Comments

  • Justice42Justice42
    It gets to go to heaven weather it wants to or not.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    It's a Pokemon, beating it to a pulp is the best thing you can do to it. And the canon agrees with me.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Maybe it was a zombie goast.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Pokemon
    > Making sense

    zomg, so hilarious.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I managed to make sense of how a single Diglett evolves :<
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    For that matter, if every Cubone wears its mother's skull, why is its mother still alive if you breed to get a cubone?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Because the series is intended for kids, and people seem to always assume that kids are fucking retarded.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    The Pokedex was written by a ten year old.

    I doubt there's much scientific method going on there.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-09-04 17:44:29
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^If you're going to talk out-of-universe explanations, it's more that they didn't have a breeding mechanic when they released Gen 1.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Forget that, why can't I just take a Remoraid off a Mantine? Finding out how to fish the little fucker was annoying.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    >Fish evolves to octopus
    >Platypus evolves to kappa
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I like to imagine Gary Oak is still filling in that Pokedex. Trying to troll me.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Actually, with the Cubone, I'd say that the mother sheds a protective shell on its head that looks like a skull. It may be a bit bloody. So a 10 year old comes across and sees a Cubone wearing this skull. Beside it is a dead tired bloody Marowak

    After screaming bloody murder, I would assume that the kid thought that the Cubone took the skull of its dead mother



    And of course the entries are made by a (psychotic) little kid - It says that Magcargo is hotter than the fucking sun

    And I say psychotic because it mentions things like Raticate being unable to balance without whiskers and I believe that it also mentions that Staryu can regrow limbs

    Red and Gold are sadistic little fucks
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    They also battle heaps.

    I don't think there's any need to assume that they tested that themselves.

    After all, what's the Pokemon Gary's not using in Lavender Tower? I mean, a Pokemon that was unable to balance due to an earlier battle wouldn't do you much good. (Incidentally, a Raticate also wouldn't make sense for him to have in Lavender Tower.)

    And what Pokemon does Misty use?
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    ^^ From Victreebel's pokédex: "Lures prey with the sweet aroma of honey. Swallowed whole, the prey is melted in a day, bones and all."
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ So Cygan, explain how ^ is found out in the course of a battle?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Staryu being able to regrow limbs makes sense at least.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Eh, I guess

    Also, apparently Golem can survive TNT blasts. Once again, how does a KID find that out in the course of a BATTLE?
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    Not all trainers are kids, and Doc Oak had a lot of presumably grown up research aides.

    Still, the asshole kid theory is more amusing.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Yes it is, as shown by Gamefaqs
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ^^ So Cygan, explain how ^ is found out in the course of a battle?

    Erika has a Victreebel.

    Let that sink in a second.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Are you saying that the battle with Erika took over a day?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    No. I'm saying that you talk to Erika afterwards.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Alright. Then tell me why you can get these entries only when you capture the Pokemon?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oh, if only Red was a fanfic writer, think of how WONDERFUL the Pokedex entries would be then.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Oh dear lord... That needs to exist
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