Comments

• RedEyedAbyss

  2011-08-22 11:38:46

  Now this is comedy. My favourite is the one about computers. How many signatures do you anticipate they'll get?
• IanExMachina

  2011-08-22 12:18:07 edited 2011-08-22 12:30:43

  I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

  Well none I hope.

  A few more crazy ones:

  
  

  Compulsory Ear piercing for women 16 and over. (Rejected)

  Help Katie get into university (Rejected, created by...Katie)

  End lawyers wearing wigs.

  Tax the bad rap music.

  Change the age limit of being jailed to 10 years old

  Build a prison on the Falkland Islands for anti-social criminals, rapists, drug dealers and the like. Australia 2.0

  
  

  Oh My:

  VICTIMS OF CRIME SHOULD GET MONEY BACH FROM THE CRIMINALS.
  

  WE THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD LIKE THE COURTS TO MAKE THE CRIMINALS PAY TO THE VICTIMS SOME IF NOT ALL TOWARDS THE DAMAGE CAUSED, THIS SHOULD INCLUDE ALL INCLUDING COUNCILS, THEY SHOULD ALSO BE MADE TO GIVE THERE LABOUR WHILE BEING SUPERVISED FREE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THEY HAVE CAUSED, THIS MAY MAKE THEM THINK TWICE AND USE THERE BRAINS. THE MAIN ISSUE IS NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY.

  
  

  Edit for more lunacy:

  
  

  People starting an e-patition should be made to pay a £100 deposit refundable upon said e-patition reaching 10,000 votes.

  How can you spell petition wrong?! the website has petition in the address, every page has petition written on it.
• RedEyedAbyss

  2011-08-22 12:29:33

  "MONEY BACH"

  That's an amusing mental image.
• IanExMachina

  2011-08-22 12:40:03

  I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

  What gets me is how so many people have so little knowledge of the various UK political and justice systems, as half the petitions call to do something utterly stupid without any thought to the consequences.
• Gelzo

  2011-08-22 12:42:43

  Pony Sleuth

  Stupidity and ignorance. Yep, sounds like the UK's citizenry, all right.
• IanExMachina

  2011-08-22 12:45:37

  I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

  Tut tut Gelzo, how rude.

  
  

  An amusing mental image:

  'Replace Police Dogs & Horses with Water Cannons'
• Myrmidon

  2011-08-22 12:59:28

  To stop teaching English and focus on IT as computers are the universal language.

  
  

  DEBOSS
• IanExMachina

  2011-08-22 15:33:04

  I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

  Go for it, those are as sane as the examples listed
• Crimson

  2011-08-22 16:33:04

  Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

  I petition that Khorne worship is to become the national religion of the UK and all citizens are required to own at least one Chainaxe.
  
  
  
• Saigyouji

  2011-08-22 17:02:25

  But you never had any to begin with.

  Well, just as sensible as "Paint the rioters".
  
• captainbrass

  2011-08-23 12:49:45

  . Was "Money Bach" a particularly wealthy relative of JS Bach? Also, whoever wrote that one clearly hasn't heard of community service.