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Fantasy fiction writers who break setting

BeeBee
edited 2011-07-18 00:16:28 in General
Jesus cries every time a space alien or fantasy character with no knowledge of such things drinks Pepsi, wears Nikes, drives a 1997 Chevy, uses a digital camera, or exclaims "Jesus!"

On a related note, perhaps some of our Fanfic Recs pages need a cleanup.

Comments

  • BobBob
    -now wants to write a lesbian Mortal Kombat fanfic wherein Kitana, in the middle of having hawt lesbian sex with Jade, screams out "JESUS CHRIST" and Jade's all like "WTF?"-
  • BeeBee
    Every time non-Earth characters have Swiss Army Knives, I imagine a line in the middle like

    #include

    and then fucking Switzerland drops out of orbit and smashes up a tidal wave, and I'm like "Grats, you just nuked the planet with Switzerland -- was your knife worth it, asshole?"
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Worst kind of fanfiction -> Breaking setting and nobody bats an eyelash.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    And then Gandalf raised his staff, and shouted "Avada kedavra!"
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    XD
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    The next bitch who makes me laugh at work (when I'm supposed to be working) is SO gonna die.  -_-;
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ Win.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    I am reminded of Beastmaster 2. Major major terrible break in setting.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    must stop staring at Emma Watson
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    must never stop staring at Emma Watson
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Eh, she grew old so she can be stared at. /Loltroll.

    on topic: Agreed. Nothing worse than an idiot fanfic writer who doesn't understand the setting.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Pervert.
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