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IJAM: Michelle Bachmann and her wanting to ban porn on the internet

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-07-10 16:46:11 in General
No rainbow star
This doesn't bug me so much as it amuses me

Does she even realize how impossible a task that is?
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  • curiousTraitorcuriousTraitor
    One of my coworkers mentioned this. I think he told a joke about how if she succeeded the only website left would be "WeWantOurPorn.com."
  • AHRAHR
    ...

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Meh. As long as people are allowed to randomly bitch about every single thing, the internet won't look much differently.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > ban porn on the internet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsuAKtHwny4
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^That is the best thing.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    My video is better; it laughs at something.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    But mine subverts expectations
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    No one cares about the Spanish Inquisition.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Guys, guys, guys, I think we can all agree on one thing:

    Bender laughs at the Spanish Inquisition
  • MousaThe14MousaThe14
    Writer, Artist, Obscure.
    'Cause she's a maniac, maniac in rhetoric. And She's BS'd like she's never have before.

    I mean my god that's dumb. Really really dumb. For real.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    "One of my coworkers mentioned this. I think he told a joke about how if she succeeded the only website left would be "WeWantOurPorn.com.""

    I'm pretty sure he lifted that joke from Scrubs.
  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV
    Technically the pledge does not call for banning all pornography, just protecting women and children from it.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Protecting women...?
  • DYREDYRE
    So... gay porn is okay?
  • FrodoGoofballCoTVFrodoGoofballCoTV
    edited 2011-07-11 22:22:55

    Here is the actual tect of the pledge.  It is rather WTF worthy.

    But I think the focus was to protect the unwilling from being used for porn, which they then link to abortion and human cloning for reasons that escape me.

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    "Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA's first African-American President."

    At least try to hide the racism, guys.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    @FrodoGoofballCoTV: Well, porn is evil, abortion is evil, and human cloning is evil, and thus they are all commanded in coordination by Satan to destroy us all.

    Thus, opposing one is the same as opposing them all, because they are all the same--evil.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^...And knowing is half the battle?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Human cloning and porn are awesome.

    Human clone porn is even awesomer.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    ^Admittedly infinite possibilities.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    There's a huge untapped market for dopplegangar porn out there. We need to tap that shit quickly.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Screw that! What about self sex!? Imagine the sales for THAT!
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Nah, see, here's the problem with that: only narcissistic gay men and curious teens will try that, and with the latter you won't get returning customers.

    The biggest market I see is for couples who want to have a threesome (or foursome, or fivesome, or sixsome, or ___some) without cheating.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ You're forgetting opposite sex clones
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Ooh, good point. 
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    This is something I was always curious about. Since I'm such a testosterone-filled dude and so am hairy and balding, would my opposite-sex self have these traits, or would she have some somewhat exaggerated female physical traits to mirror that?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I think she'd be hairy, bro. Replacing your Y chromosome with an X would be all that happens, so any genetic traits you have, such as hirsuteness, would be evident in a female clone.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Women naturally have less hair, though.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    ^^I thought we were talking fictional crap.
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