Alkthash

Spring Breakers
The movie was essentially a masturbatory music video.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-05-04 14:57:49 permalink
Who Would Win General Discussion
Well lying is a sin and given the judicial system he has to work with, Phoenix does bullshit stuff all the time. See Cross Examining the Parrot.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-05-03 02:42:55 permalink
"Well you see there's Tusken Raiders and there's Sand People"
It pretty much is segregated by height. The higher up on Coruscant you are, the better off you tend to be. also "Well you see there's Joiners and there's Bug-Sluts"

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-30 23:00:18 permalink
TVTropes Is Down
Does he just type random phrases into google, find a forum about that phrase, join and then cause a fuss until he gets banned ad nauseum?

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-30 16:37:48 permalink
General Fantasy Thread
Well you could look at rock at metal music to chart the popularity of fantasy across the years.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-29 22:56:00 permalink
"who remembers this underappreciated gem"
-posts a picture of a field of corn-

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-29 18:16:58 permalink
Revenge in video games is distinctly less fun than I remember (SPOILERS)
How would you get a revenge plot out of Portal 2 is beyond me without some serious mental gymnastics. Portal has always been about escape, not revenge.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-27 19:22:39 permalink
Claiming anything to be "the new/next [famous thing]"
Hail Rabum Alal, the end of all things.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-26 19:42:32 permalink
I don't like Family Guy
New Headcanon: Eelektross is Peter Griffin.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-26 13:21:11 permalink
IJBMer Updates
Juan - so are you saying your laptop smells fantastic?

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-25 20:35:33 permalink
Stand up comedy consisting mostly of "Do my opinion on politics fucking ROCK or what?"
If you interpret every political joke and opinion in your FB feed as smug, naïve posturing instead of people giving a quick-fire reaction because they don't have the time to type out something thoughtful, you might as well abandon the site alt…

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-24 13:30:16 permalink
The Meatpuppet Theater Thread
Hell at this point, Red Ronin is probably an Avenger.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-24 03:23:38 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
^^ Aren't you always serious man? Like we've never seen you joke about anything.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-21 18:53:33 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
No no no Elektross. Corruption of Champions is where you start out as lets say an elven ranger and within a few hours you are part harpy, part shark, you have multifaceted eyes, you have a tenta-bulge/nook-gina combo going on, a tattoo of carnal ple…

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-20 02:29:39 permalink
General U.S. politics thread
Well the Senate still has to ratify it and there is talk about the President possibly vetoing it. So I guess right now make a fuss to your senators and bug other people to do the same.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-19 11:35:51 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
Oh man Corruption of Champions is just great for the sheer wtferry it can produce. Especially if you decide to go on a skyrim style run and eat/wear/touch everything. .... One Million Internet Dollars to whoever manages to get Eelektross to play Cor…

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-19 03:21:14 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
It's a shame really I mean just imagine an illithid performing cunnilingus. Or thri-keen getting it on and how those extra arms could be used. Or driders man. Freaking driders.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-18 12:11:06 permalink
Tying important things in the game to hardware limitations
I mean I get that the stuff you are running into is annoying, but I can't really think of an easy way for designers to avoid this stuff.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-17 11:16:00 permalink
Tying important things in the game to hardware limitations
So you're asking designers to design for emulators and future systems that don't exist yet?

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-17 10:11:01 permalink
IJBMer Updates
Fuschlatz - my condolences for your lose Stormtrooper -yeesh, were the politicians in Venezuela always this crazy or did the post Chavez environment just bring out the worst in them?

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-16 21:36:00 permalink
General U.S. politics thread
On paper they don't have any say over what parents do outside of the school. On the otherhand, continuing to have no official prom is pretty much a tacit endorsement for this sort of thing.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-16 11:40:51 permalink
Bookclub
Well the review did succeed in convincing me that Moody's books are most likely terrible, if those excerpts are anything to go by. It also convinced me that there is no way I would want to read the reviewer's own novels because wow, I do n…

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-16 11:37:15 permalink
Bookclub
-reads the review- Holy hell, did they eat nothing but thesauruses as a child or something? They seem incapable of using one word when 20 will suffice.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-15 18:47:20 permalink
"Batman is a reactionary"
So, In a Batman parody of a christmas carol, you're saying that the part of Ghost of Christmas Future will be played by Bane. It was actually played by Joker. Catwoman was the ghost of Christmas Past and Superman was the Ghost of Christmas Pr…

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-15 00:36:51 permalink
Dogs
Man y'all are crazy. My cats have never been awful. They are too lazy for that. Dogs need walks and toys and going outside and attention. Cats need food and a liter box.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-12 23:31:33 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
Only weaboos think Japan has a monopoly on weirdness.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-12 08:57:40 permalink
So I was watching the Style Network's Built...
I guess the real litmus test of how problematic it is is how likely are those guys to be treated like idiots and objectified when they leave the set just for looking the way they do.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-12 00:45:49 permalink
Dogs
^^ See that's the thing, cats don't really need that much attention and love. If you pay attention to them, great, but they are generally content to cat it up. Which is fine by me.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-11 22:46:56 permalink
The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)
Favorite bit of Egyptian mythological sexual weirdness - apparently Horus had to perform autofellatio each night to keep the stars in the sky.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-11 21:01:22 permalink
Dogs
Granted I would have to be careful with the bird. Crows are one of the few animals that are always in hunting season in Wisconsin.

Comment by Alkthash 2013-04-11 00:06:16 permalink

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