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Yahoo Answers (NSFW AS HELL)

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-09-17 16:45:20 in Webspace
[tɕagɛn]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnIQolOVJ4y55iKl1vy8ShbaxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090628183819AAAMGi9 Please let this be a troll Please let this be a troll Please let this be a troll Please let this be a troll.....
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  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ...

    Honestly, I was expecting much worse.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    That's not something you want to let your dad know you've been doing, to say the least.
  • gentlemanorcusgentlemanorcus
    ^^
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    At work i often wonder if hes masturbating at home. I've been trying to check im in the act for 6 months to congratulate him like my father did to me

    O_o
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-17 17:50:29
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^^
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^, ^^^^, ^^^^^^ So you guys find little wrong with a father spying on his son while he masturbates?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-17 18:14:25
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^Don't get me wrong, it IS weird, but Yahoo! Answers has far worse lurking within it.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I must see this horror

    Link it to me
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110708181746AAaj4m2

    It's obviously a troll, though, because of the chosen top answer.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-09-17 18:32:44
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Someone should ask people to help find a doctor that knows how to treat large-object elongation of bodily orifices, providing the reason of "because I accidentally stuck seven trains into my ears, nostrils, mouth, bellybutton, crotch, and ass".

    Edit: It's only seven because one went in one nostril and out the other.
  • AHRAHR
    Awwwww. He sounds cute...the dad, I mean.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    You and I have different definitions of cute
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^What.
  • AHRAHR
    I dunno, seems just like a dad that wants to be a good dad, in all aspects of his son's life. 
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    HEY SON LET ME STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU MASTURBATE

    I NEED TO WATCH YOU MASTURBATE
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-17 19:42:15
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^Being unnecessarily invasive about a sensitive topic like that is not cool. If he's okay with his son masturbating, he should just tell him that. This catching him in the act is dickish and creepy.
  • AHRAHR
    Meh. He obviously has good intentions about it. He's just not sure if he is or not.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO MASTURBATE

    I CAN TEACH YOU

    SHOW ME YOUR PENIS

    Do you see the problem now?
  • AHRAHR
    No. My mom told me how to masturbate. There was no awkwardness.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ಠ_ಠ
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-17 19:50:53
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Meh. He obviously has good intentions about it. He's just not sure if he is or not.

    Path to hell and all that. Sneaking up on your son when he's...in the act is a dickish thing to do, especially if you're doing it purely for the purposes of trolling him.

    ^Agreed. I think you have a skewed perception about all this.
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-09-17 19:51:02
    ^^I told her I was having problems with my hormones, and she explained it to me. Really people. Grow up. 
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    He's not just trying to explain it to him.

    He's trying to catch him in the act.
  • AHRAHR
    I don't think the guy is particularly smart, but I don't think he's being perverted here. Just well intentioned.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Okay that's better. You at least asked and she explained (and hopefully didn't show). The problem here isn't that the dad is okay with masturbation but the fact that he wants to catch his son in the act.
  • AHRAHR
    Like I said, I just don't think he understands the implications.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    For six months.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-17 19:57:23
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Obviously not (hopefully...), that doesn't stop him from being dickish and creepy.
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-09-17 19:58:12
    I would hope the amount of time has nothing to do with whether you find it creepy or not. I don't think he's doing the right thing, I just don't think it's that trollish or...perverted.

    Or dickish. 
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