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Comparing penises in the shower.
2011-05-23 01:50:02
edited 2011-05-23 01:50:02 in General
Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
Yeah, I know...
There's a thing that has been bothering me for a while, so I decided to go find out at the risk of sounding horribly juvenile.
Please don't think I'm doing this because I just want to be gross and childish. I really need to know. *ahem* Like, I assume, many of you I grew up hearing that guys compare their members in the showers after p.e. class or whatever. Practically whenever we had a sex-ed class, there was some reference to the claim that boys compare willies, quoting it as an absolute truth. There is one image that stands out in my mind: It was a drawing of a bunch of naked kids standing in a circle, exclaiming things like "So tiny" "So hairy" etc. The idea seemed disgusting to me at the time, and never have I engaged in or observed such behaviour. The fact that I have never observed such a thing has led me to wonder: Where did the concept that men do this come from in the first place? Seriously. Does anyone do it at all?
Has it suddenly gone out of fashion? Is it just uncommon where I went to school? Sex-ed sold it to me as one of those things that guys just do, like hunting bears and fighting hairy things that may or may not be bears.
It just baffled me that they took the time in school to teach me about something that I've never heard of anyone doing, let alone done myself. So is this as common as what I've been told, or was it all bullshit?
Mind you, I'm not talking about catching a glimpse of a fellow shower-patron's member and mentally comparing it to your own. I'm talking about openly comparing here. It may be that I exaggerate the strength with which the concept was imprinted in me (it's been a long time, after all), but in any case, it's a cliche that I kept hearing of throughout my childhood.
There's a thing that has been bothering me for a while, so I decided to go find out at the risk of sounding horribly juvenile.
Please don't think I'm doing this because I just want to be gross and childish. I really need to know. *ahem* Like, I assume, many of you I grew up hearing that guys compare their members in the showers after p.e. class or whatever. Practically whenever we had a sex-ed class, there was some reference to the claim that boys compare willies, quoting it as an absolute truth. There is one image that stands out in my mind: It was a drawing of a bunch of naked kids standing in a circle, exclaiming things like "So tiny" "So hairy" etc. The idea seemed disgusting to me at the time, and never have I engaged in or observed such behaviour. The fact that I have never observed such a thing has led me to wonder: Where did the concept that men do this come from in the first place? Seriously. Does anyone do it at all?
Has it suddenly gone out of fashion? Is it just uncommon where I went to school? Sex-ed sold it to me as one of those things that guys just do, like hunting bears and fighting hairy things that may or may not be bears.
It just baffled me that they took the time in school to teach me about something that I've never heard of anyone doing, let alone done myself. So is this as common as what I've been told, or was it all bullshit?
Mind you, I'm not talking about catching a glimpse of a fellow shower-patron's member and mentally comparing it to your own. I'm talking about openly comparing here. It may be that I exaggerate the strength with which the concept was imprinted in me (it's been a long time, after all), but in any case, it's a cliche that I kept hearing of throughout my childhood.
Comments
It even happens during lesbian sex, whoever has the biggest breasts gets to do whatever they want with the more petite girl.
Not sure, but the feeling is mutual. ;Dbrb fapping@Vorpy I want all of you to violate meexcept DYRE
^yes
unless it's DYRE's penisThe gun is good because it covers me in blood
oh vorpy stop lying to yourself, you know you'd rather be covered in semen^DYRE GET BACK TO WORK
brb committing suicide
vorpy, you humping my leg always makes me feel better
For how homophobic teenage males can be, they sure don't mind doing ridiculously homoerotic things that you'd expect to see only in gay porn.
You act like homoeroticism is a bad thingHomoeroticism is like salt. Some is good. A lot is acceptable in some places. But there's a point when you can have too much.