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  • edited 2026-01-08 01:23:44
    ^^ Yeah, there's noticeable differences, it's not always super easy to tell which Caribbean or Andean dialect one is using, but others are easy (Spain's, Argentina's, Mexico's, Chile's). That's before getting into slang.

    ^ Give yourself some credit, you do sound like you know these things well.

    To add to that list, there's also whether the diminutive suffix is "-ito/a" or "ico/a", tendency to use perfect preterite ("has been" vs. "was", etc.) and whatever else I'm missing.
  • I thought of a trope that I don't think TV Tropes has, it's been over a decade since last time I did it but maybe I'll get around to submitting it one of these days.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I thought of a trope that I don't think TV Tropes has, it's been over a decade since last time I did it but maybe I'll get around to submitting it one of these days.

    I had a dream that I am responding to this very post and encouraging you to go ahead with the trope. There can be no other way; it has been ordained by the heavens.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Also, in case you were looking for John J. Audubon’s Birds of America, but you local library had no copy of it, I have good news: https://www.audubon.org/art/birds-of-america
  • edited 2026-01-19 21:44:58
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I think this was relevant to a Mystery Hunt puzzle a few years ago.

    Speaking of which, this year's Mystery Hunt just ended a few hours ago.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    So, how did you fare?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    We got the big first half done; second half we made some progress on but didn't get through any metapuzzles before time was called. We're still postsolving it.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Perhaps it will come in handy next year. If you're stuck post about it, who knows, maybe we can help.

    In other news, my government issue survival manual has finally arrived by mail. I kind of hoped it would be more extensive, but it's an appreciable starting point. The part that was a surprise to me was a warning not to give your documents or ID to folks offering you passage or transport. I've honestly never seen it mentioned by survivalists (who tend to focus on extensive practical knowledge of guns and bushcraft), but with all the immigration-slash-refugee stuff around, it feels very grimly practical.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Alert: new eBay user agreement - Goes into effect February 20, 2026.

    Includes an arbitration clause. You can opt-out. There's a deadline: 30 days from when you first accept this agreement, which means 30 days after Feb 20 if you already have an account.

    You have to mail them a form (no e-mail option); they have a form you can fill out and print.

    https://www.ebay.com/help/policies/member-behaviour-policies/user-agreement?id=4259

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer; please read the user agreement carefully yourself.

    (This might not apply to you if you are not in the United States. I dunno.)
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Includes an arbitration clause. You can opt-out. There's a deadline: 30 days from when you first accept this agreement, which means 30 days after Feb 20 if you already have an account.

    You have to mail them a form (no e-mail option); they have a form you can fill out and print.

    I guess it's saying something when our government services have learned to be more user-friendly than whatever that is. what's going on with this world i don't even
  • edited 2026-01-31 03:05:52
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Companies have always liked to avoid lawsuits. One way that's been a thing is to put an arbitration clause in their user agreements. Basically: "If you have beef with us, you have to go to this private venue that's different from and outside of the scope of a normal court of law, to settle your dispute."

    The company usually gets to choose where to go for arbitration (as opposed to you choosing to file your lawsuit in your own jurisdiction, or possibly "judge shopping" if you are a particularly well-to-do or well-connected plaintiff who's able to sue from one of multiple jurisdictions). And this process typically also says you can't join class-action lawsuits as a result.

    In recent years, for whatever reason, more attention has been drawn to the fact that these arbitration clauses usually also have an opt-out clause. Not sure if this is new. But basically, if you write them within (usually?) 30 days (usually physical mail; sometimes e-mail is an option) of the agreement going into effect or your making a new account with them, you can tell them you don't want to be restricted to this clause. But you have to go do this yourself.
  • I've always wondered how there isn't a conflict of interest in these private arbitrations, it sounds like one of those Big [Industry] things but from what I read from lawyers in a Reddit thread once it does work out for them to make fair decisions, I'd take it with a grain of salt though.

    In other stuff, today I met someone a definitely autistic person. So that is how it looks like.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    To an optimist, the glass is halfway full.

    To a pessimist, the glass is halfway empty.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    A silverfish bit me.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lrdgck wrote: »
    A silverfish bit me.

    that's possible??
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Yeah, I'm surprised myself.

    Whole story is I feel a pain like a mosquito bite, I look what's going on, and there's one of these things latched on right there. Didn't look like much afterwards (either nothing or a small red spot depending on if I found the right place), but I felt mild pain for a bunch of hours. Would be a typical insect bite, if it was any other bug.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    By the way, you've probably heard Chuck Norris died.
    • Yeah, but he already got better.
    • He didn't, he defeated life.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    May you ever shine so brightly as the fourth reactor did on the 26th of April.

    May you never decay, may your life never be a half- one.
  • I've been helping my brother with his new job and, without getting into details, being a former troper and long-time meme enjoyer has been very relevant.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I'm not getting into details, but you did make me wonder where both skillsets can be helpful. Some sort of soap opera writer-social media manager-professional troll spectrum?
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    vtuber
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    vtuber

    Definitely in the social media manager-professional troll corner.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    The other day, I saw a guy in full samurai garb doing sword forms on a piece of lawn near my place. Dude even had that nerd ponytail. Basically I've got my own friendly neighbourhood Ken-sama.

    Technicaly speaking I don't know if it was a guy, but looked masculine. I imagine a female weaboo would make a very different kind of impression.
  • edited 2026-05-15 18:14:11
    Perpetually Peckish
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    I gib cat.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Got a day off work for working on a weekend. So, now I can work at home doing the chores I failed to do over the last week. But I didn't have to go to work, and it's way better than doing the chores while not having a day off work.

    This reminds me. Gotta saw off that plank-edge-thing I accidentally tore in the floor while moving the furniture. I guess this means my sh1tposting break is over.

    Also somebody post in Images, memes are piling up.
  • edited 2026-05-19 01:43:39
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Sorry about all the text.

    To make up for it, I posted an image containing excessive amounts of text.
  • Today is my birthday.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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  • edited 2026-05-29 06:40:47
    Eelektross!
    I’m not sure where else to put this, so I suppose this place will have to do. Hi everyone, I’m Eelektross and I have a confession to make. I lied about who I was and where I was from. As I stated in another thread on this site, I am not and never was a Mexican-American teenager from Seattle; I am Filipino by birth. I was born and raised in the Philippines, and have spent most of my life here. I have never held American citizenship in my life, and I haven’t set foot on American soil even once.

    Why the lie? Well, there were two reasons. Firstly, I was around the ages of thirteen and fifteen when I made the exodus from TvTropes to IJBM2 to…other sites, and I knew well even then that chat forums on the Internet were full of child predators. I wanted to pretend to be older than I really was to guard against those unsavory elements, because this community was honestly one of the few spaces where I could get any sort of positive socialization. I had a hard time fitting in with my RL classmates, as you can probably tell from my awkward demeanor.

    The second reason was that I was aware that the Philippines was (and still is) something of an embarrassment on the world stage. To be Filipino is to grow up constantly told bad news about one’s country and quality of living, and I didn’t want to associate myself with – to paraphrase a certain US president – a “shithole country.” I was much too proud a creature to do that. I just wanted to be treated as an equal, without the stigma of my country attached.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Oh, howdy Eel, what've you been up to-

    woah
    I’m not sure where else to put this, so I suppose this place will have to do. Hi everyone, I’m Eelektross and I have a confession to make. I lied about who I was and where I was from. As I stated in another thread on this site, I am not and never was a Mexican-American teenager from Seattle; I am Filipino by birth. I was born and raised in the Philippines, and have spent most of my life here. I have never held American citizenship in my life, and I haven’t set foot on American soil even once.
    Being able to convincingly pretend you're not from where you're from, is a skill many people don't have, so good for you on that. Did you get any of these moments when folks tried to call your bluff?

    (I still remember that time when goons from SomethingAwful collectively decided Beholderess ain't Russian because she wasn't enough "greetinkz komradzz kho ho ho hoo" for them.)
    The second reason was that I was aware that the Philippines was (and still is) something of an embarrassment on the world stage. To be Filipino is to grow up constantly told bad news about one’s country and quality of living, and I didn’t want to associate myself with – to paraphrase a certain US president – a “shithole country.” I was much too proud a creature to do that. I just wanted to be treated as an equal, without the stigma of my country attached.
    I can kinda see that, except on our end there's also the sense that we ought to be respected because we wuz hussars n shit. poland stronk

    So yeah. For what it's worth, my associations with the Phillippines have long been along the lines of "these guys have kick-ass stick fighting". I don't know what you think of it, but I hope it's better than being known as a shithole country.
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