Boobs

Bob · 2011-02-13 20:40:56

They get in the way, bring unnecessary attention to oneself, and they're good for nothing other than baby feeding and getting groped, neither of which I want to be any part of. Seriously, fuck these things. Fuck them all the way to boob hell.

DYRE · 2011-02-13 20:42:43

I'd rather not fuck them.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-13 20:42:46

Fuck boobs?

...indeed.

/obviousjoke

DonZabu · 2011-02-13 20:44:23

Joke #1: Yeah, I can't even imagine, Bob.

Joke #2:

Fuck them to wherever one fucks boobs.

Well, I can take you there right now, if you catch my drift.

Icalasari · 2011-02-13 21:31:05

Mmm... Boobs...

Wait, what were we talking about?

Bob · 2011-02-13 21:36:59

Dammit Icalasari, we're not talking about boobs! We're talking about...

Wait a minute...

FUCK.

Anonus · 2011-02-13 21:46:22

in b4 Imipolex G, though he hates IJBM, therefore I win

Central Avenue · 2011-02-13 21:51:55

^ cheater

Tnophelia · 2011-02-13 22:33:50

They make it so pettankos can never utilize form fitting attire properly, making me better than them. Huge boobs are my enemy though, but are not my rival due to them getting the shitty end of the fashion stick.

Ha ha, big breasts, Victoria's secret and Vasarrette doesn't make nice looking underwear in your size!

Miya · 2011-02-13 23:10:46

The middle ground is most convenient.

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:36:10

No it's not! They're too big for pettanko pride, but too small to make you that one girl in your circle of friends with the really big boobs! The middle ground sucks!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:44:51

"They make it so pettankos can never utilize form fitting attire properly, making me better than them."

What's wrong with form-fitting to flat chests?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-13 23:45:33

I tend to find that form-fitting works particularly well on a flat chest.

Bob · 2011-02-13 23:45:35

I think she's saying that form-fitting clothing don't really work with pettankos.

Miya · 2011-02-13 23:45:48

Convenience =/= standing out.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-13 23:47:22

I much prefer convenience.

That, and I'm attracted to sleek body profiles.

Miya · 2011-02-14 00:03:53

( ◕‿‿◕ )

DonZabu · 2011-02-14 00:09:14

All of this, and my big thing is hips. -shrug-

Bob · 2011-02-14 00:12:16

Please, errbody knows asses are superior.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-14 01:23:33

As long as they are not lumpy and not dimply.

Icalasari · 2011-02-15 01:50:04

Big boobs, small boobs

Doesn't matter to me

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 01:50:42

IJBM: This thread isn't about Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD.

inkblot · 2011-02-15 01:59:46

Was anyone else expecting OP to make a lame joke about blue-footed boobies?

^ Now I'm wondering why Yellow Submarine didn't make that lame joke, either.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 02:13:10

I wasn't expecting birds since the thread was called "boobs" and not "boobies".

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 04:49:57

I like mine. They are so soft.

-hugs my boobs-

Icalasari · 2011-02-15 05:27:35

Tnoph, don't make us jealous

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 05:55:33

Ah, don't worry, they aren't supa huge. They are only 32C.

Icalasari · 2011-02-15 06:29:30

I mean jealous that we can't...

...There is no way I can end this sentence without it sounding creepy

Miya · 2011-02-15 06:32:11

I've never seen these birds before in real life.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-02-15 11:40:59

That bird is awesome. It's like it doesn't give a fuck. That bird is just slappin' it's feet around that rock, rock fuckin' deserved it, not giving a fuck, is that bird.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 13:14:52

Someone should caption that image "Bring it on, chaps."

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