So my girlfriend found out I was a pedophile today...

AXavierB · 2011-08-13 00:19:51

My eyes widened in shock when I saw the thread title.

Then I saw that Vorpy was the OP and went "Oh, all right."

Hatter · 2011-08-13 00:20:19

I'm more okay with the last pic.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:21:06

meh i'm indifferent.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:23:07

^^

evilneko · 2011-08-13 00:24:11

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:25:37

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:26:17

This is why I wished DYRE made this thread.

It would have been more fucked up because people would believe him.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:28:31

I'm shocked he hasn't commented here yet.

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:29:02

That's because DYRE is busy cybering with me, duh.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:30:45

YOU STOP PRETENDING TO BE A TWO AND A HALF YEAR OLD JAPANESE GIRL AND TALKING TO THAT MAN THIS INSTANT

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:32:09

Um, he doesn't aim that low. I am simply an 8 year old, and I am wearing glasses and tall black socks.

evilneko · 2011-08-13 00:33:04

DarkDecapodian · 2011-08-13 00:33:30

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:35:10

Um, he doesn't aim that low.

Eh, three years, five years, seven years, what's the damn difference?

paedo: The fuck is that thing?

evilneko · 2011-08-13 00:36:01

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:36:46

Eh, three years, five years, seven years, what's the damn difference?

Underwear and blood.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:37:37

This thread is fucke dup.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:38:21

Vorpy: ...Wha?

Paedo: Now that picture is just stupid. What child actually wants to get raped?

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:39:13

The difference between three, five and seven year olds are underwear and blood.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:40:03

I don't know what the fuck that means you filthy paedofuckingphile

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:40:52

cat fight!

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:41:29

WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY BLACK BLACK COMEDY? YOU ARE TAIWANESE/VIETNAMESE, AREN'CHA ELLEN?

THEN COME ON REVEL IN THE BLOODY UNDERWEAR JOKES FFS

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:42:28

Hahahaha go away Tnu.

AND YOU SHUT UP YOU UNDERAGED JAPANESE HOOKER PAEDOTAKU WET DREAM BITCH

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:42:38

I thought she was Chinese for some reason. I htink I remember her sayign as much.

evilneko · 2011-08-13 00:42:42

DarkDecapodian · 2011-08-13 00:42:51

Edit: Ninja'd like hell.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:43:13

I'm sorry Bob! Did I upset or offend?

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:43:13

I want to have sex with Hanyuu.

-troll mode off-

Please do not joke about that.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-13 00:43:50

@Evilneko:I'm kinda surprised, considering that she has boobs and is a mom.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:44:25

Relax, Tnu, I'm not offended.

I just want you out.

-troll mode off-

Please do not joke about that.

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