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IJAM: The Fucking Weather.

ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
edited 2011-07-18 15:17:41 in Meatspace
OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
http://thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=Birmingham%2C+AL

For those of us who just want to know if it's hot or cold or what, as concisely as possible.

Comments

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ... Is there weather that is better or worse for fucking?   o_o;

    I wouldn't know. Has been years since I last did it, and I never did it outside.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    It's 98 where I live, that's kinda cold.....
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-07-18 15:21:50
    They're somethin' else.
    69?!

    ITS FUCKING SEXY TIME!


  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ... What the fuck?

    It said it was 57 degrees in London.
    FIFTY SEVEN DEGREES?!!

    It is rainy outside... Nice and cold. It isn't within a thousand miles of 57 degrees. I don't think it has EVER been 57 degrees here. We'd all be dead most likely if it was.

    Seriously... what the fuck?

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >>98
    >>cold
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-07-18 15:22:41
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^^^Yeah, you live pretty much the only place in the US that's hotter than where I live.

    ^^It defaults to Fahrenheit. Should've mentioned.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-07-18 15:24:50
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Fahrenheit?

    ...... Why?
    People don't still use that, do they?

    And I thought I was was old-fashioned for using Celsius instead of Kelvin...
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Forzare, 98 is absolutely crisp out here in Texas. Now, it if was 105-114, then it would be mildly warm.
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-07-18 15:27:25
    000
    88, but it thinks I live in Rochester.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-07-18 15:24:29
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^^America uses it because...it does.

    I'd like to switch to Centigrade, but I'm so used to thinking of temperatures in Fahrenheit that it would be difficult to get used to.

    Anyway, there's a little "I WANT FUCKING CELSIUS" checkbox.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    71?!

    IT'S FUCKING... ALRIGHT!

    an eskimo would beat your ass to be here
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "84°?!

    ITS FUCKING HOT

    I just saw a fucking bird panting."
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Uh.... Centigrade stopped existing in 1948 ...
    Celsius is standard even for oldbies now.
    Kelvin is... well... the one true measure of temperature, but it is tough to let go of Celsius...


    But seriously... Fahrenheit?
    Back in high-school, most of those really bigoted jokes that kids made... y'know?  .... Well the typical targets for those were the Irish and people who use Fahrenheit.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-07-18 15:28:42
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I thought Centigrade and Celsius were just different names for the same system.

    Yeah, Fahrenheit's dumb, but changing systems takes effort, so people won't do it.
  • ColorPrinterColorPrinter
    edited 2011-07-18 15:29:16
    ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ
    "Back in high-school, most of those really bigoted jokes that kids
    made... y'know?  .... Well the typical targets for those were the Irish
    and people who use Fahrenheit."

    Some/half/most of us live in America, use Fahrenheit, and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about there

    EDIT: Centigrade was the old name for Celsius.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Well the typical targets for those were the Irish and people who use Fahrenheit. "

    1. Why does the entirety of the UK have a massive hateboner for the Irish?

    2. That's a really petty thing to make a joke about.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-07-18 15:31:39
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    15°?!

    ITS FUCKING

     ....ALRIGHT
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-18 15:32:49
    [tɕagɛn]
    That made me kinda do a double take,

    'cause over here, 15 means you're freezing your ass off.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I'm using 'fucking celsius'.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I know.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ITS FUCKING

     ....ALRIGHT THEN
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Firstly, I wasn't (and given the degree to which I take everything with a pinch of salt, metaphorically speaking, I'm still not) entirely aware of americans still using Fahrenheit. Honestly, I wasn't sure anyone really used it at any point in history.
    I mean c'mon.
    Some guy made it with his body temperature as the fixed 100* point, and his body temperature wasn't even average. I mean no other scale of measurement is anywhere near as half-arsed as the Fahrenheit scale!  That is why it was a source of humour for us.  Or at least those of us who enjoyed Physics classes.

    2. That's a really petty thing to make a joke about.

    And? We were about 15 at the time.  Petty shit is to be expected...
    ...... Wait... how old are you again?

  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    103/39?

    That's pleasantly warm! Just the right temp--not too hot, not too cold.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    That's closer to 32/0 for me.
  • BlueeyedratBlueeyedrat
    edited 2011-07-18 19:06:11
    "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."
    ^^ Keep in mind, humidity also factors in. 90-100°
    would be considered 'warm' in a dry climate (such as Texas or Arizona),
    but 'hot' in a humid city like Vancouver. 20°C is 'pleasant' up
    here. Speaking of which...

    68°/20    °?!


    ITS FUCKING NICE

    Enjoy.

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    20*C / 293.16*K  is nice. Comfy even. ^_^

    I envy you. Truly.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Chagen I think i'd melt in Texas, I hate it when it gets to 25oC
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-18 19:21:50
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    72°?!

    ITS FUCKING NICE


    OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I look like a drowned rat within 10 seconds of standing in direct sunlight.
    I hate sunlight.
    Mostly because I hate sweat.
    Mostly because I hate moisture on my skin.
    Mostly because I hate the erratic fluctuations in temperature it tends to beget.

    I need to have my sweat-glands surgically removed...

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