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Witchcraft and the like.

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  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "Nephilim are divinesworn demons...which means...."

    They're demonic by default.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Nope. they are divinesworn, meaning they perform miracles.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Oh. But then why are they considered demons?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Nephilim are the offspring of fallen angels and human women.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    thus which explains why they are miracle workers.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I'm sure demons, even Satan himself, could perform miracles.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Ask jesus to forgive you = you can now perform miracles.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Jesus wouldn't forgive me.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Jesus forgave me for all of my sins, I got a clean slate yesterday, now I can go on and recommit my previous crimes because I felt guilty for my past ones. He's alright with me. :3
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    But I've been too naughty :<
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Seduce Jesus. He'll forgive you if you give him a blowjob. Hell, seduce the Father of your church into confessing for you. Wetting his whistle will grant you forgiveness from the court of heavens and God himself.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I would totally go down on Jesus.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Mary too.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I already have.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I went down on my lord, Satan the Prince of Darkness, quite a few times.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    this is the best derail
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I went down...on Buddha. We played this Dalai Lama game, where I try as hard as I can to make him release while he garners every sliver of endurance inside of him to try and prevent it from happening.

    Guess who won?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    You did?

    I went down on Gaia once. I think I was distracting her from work. That explains what happened to Pangea. I'll just say the continents shifted in one, quick burst, not over millions of years...
  • Miles11Miles11
    edited 2011-06-20 23:43:08
    ^^ The ice cream koan.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yup I totally won. Fat guys can't hold it in no matter how hard they try. I left a smile on his face though, I gave him such a good time that he's never angry, ever. He's always peaceful.

    Unfortunately when it came to my libido with Mars I accidentally used my teeth...which is kind of why he's such a pissed off guy all of the time. I mean, I didn't mean to bite, and it's still there, I just think he thought I did it on purpose...I should really call him back and let him know it was a misunderstanding...
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    So that's was Neptune was telling me about...I guess while we were doing it I was trying to down out the watery smell, that I was drowning out his voice too. Huh.

    At least it wasn't as bad as Pandora. I'm the reason she doesn't open that box of her's amymore. (She keeps it in the "special" drawer of her nightstand)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Have you tried going for a night with Zeus? He used the shocker on me. Then Hera caught us fucking and she was all jealous and shit and I was like  "BIIIITCH step off" and then she turned me into a serpent and killed all of my children. Fucking bitch.

    Also, Gorgons make me hard for some reason.


  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Why the hell were you hanging around with the Greek pantheon, they're a bunch of assholes.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because Thor didn't call me back yet. Nor did Ymir. He gave me the cold shoulder.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    And don't get us started on Quetzlcoatl. He always wants us both at once.

    Amaterasu is a sweet girl though. She likes to cuddle :3
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    ^
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Mention of Amaterasu made it so I couldn't help but think of Okami. I've been playing it recently. Oh, and...



  • DYREDYRE
    This picture is what I think of when someone mentions Amaterasu.  Which is related to Okami I guess.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I guess there's a loli for every pony.
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