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Rejected application reasons.

edited 2011-09-18 22:59:34 in IJBM meta
OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
So, a lot of the time, spambots apply to IJBM and we reject them.

Sometimes, though, they try to hide it with a legit-sounding joining reason.

Sometimes, though, they do a very poor job of that. Enter this thread, in which I (and the other mods too, if they want) post application reasons that made us laugh. Here's the one that made me decide to make this thread:

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Hi! 
Very interesting name by the forum itjustbugsme.com 
I am assured, that you have misled.
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Comments

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Could've just as easily been a Chinese advertising executive.

    Are you sure you want to ban Chinese advertising executives?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Yes. Yes I am sure.
  • We have misled!
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    oh noes
  • No rainbow star
    I wanna misled spambots D:
  • Flashbacks to the Blizzard forums and Most Sex Leg.  Great.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    New one:

    Привет всем, кто хочет потрогать отличные буфера? красивые проститутки и сучки. Звезды порно! 
    Заходите на сайт заходим сюда

    Translated:

    Hi all, who wants to touch the great buffer? beautiful prostitute and bitch. Porn star!
    Go to site go here

    ----

    How eloquent.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-09-19 01:42:19
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    OH GOD THAT'S SO HOT

    AND DIRTY
  • @Bee, but does she have a sex leg?

    :/
  • edited 2011-09-29 18:35:56
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Here's a particularly good/bad one from today:

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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This almost reads like a Mystery Hunt puzzle.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    A very interesting Mystery Hunt puzzle.
  • No rainbow star
    ^^^ Sounds legit :D
  • You can change. You can.
    what's with the spanish
  • I laughed at the random "lexington kentucky".
  • It's like a guy who owned a porn video rental shop suddenly developed Tourrette's Syndrome. Or, to be more accurate, Tourette's Shitcock Syndrome.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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  • edited 2011-10-06 12:22:55
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  • ^^ WHY DID YOU REJECT THAT
  • probably human
    ^^^

    IT'S A PROPHECY
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^^ There's another one like that right now.

    Assuming it's not your sockpuppet.

    You want it to join?
  • Do it.

    Wait, no one ever takes my advice.

    D...don't do it?
  • probably human
    ^^

    DO EEEEET
  • No. Please.
  • No rainbow star
    What is the account's NAME?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    thorrytraitte
  • No rainbow star
    Looked it up. Seems to be just a random amalgamation of letters

    So likely a spam bot and not a sock puppet
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
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  • No rainbow star
    What could it mean!?
  • It means James Joyce has risen from the grave and is sending us his long-promised sequel to Finnegan's Wake. 
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