I destroy everything I touch

Bob

Granted, whatever I touch doesn't get destroyed right after I touch it, but still, it's getting destroyed sooner or later.

And it's always either really gruesome and freaky or silent and ambiguous.

Vorpy

I'm infected with AIDS

I fuck everyday

Oh I kill everything I fuck

Bob

...Are you saying you fucked my netbook, my TV, my old computer, my iPod, my gamecube, a bunch of my CDs and my ex-boyfriend?

Aaaaand now my printer is screwing up. Booooo.

Vorpy

Bob

Gelzo

If you stretch the definition of destruction to mean any physical change or movement in a group of matter, then it's true that you're destroying everything you touch on a very small scale.

The converse can also be true. Everything is destroying you.

Bob

AAAAH DEFINITION STRETCHING

IT BUUUUURNS

Stormtroper

^^ If you apply two not-large equal and opposite forces with the same line of action on an object made of a material that has reached its fatigue strength limit, you aren't physically changing it or changing its movement.

Unless they're gears for some reason.

Schitzo

@ Ladytron

Bob, I love you

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey

Wow, this music video sucks.