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Bob's emo song of singing (less emo, more NSFW)

BobBob
edited 2011-05-23 03:49:06 in Wonderful posts
A night of debauchery,
Shitposting and sockpuppetry
All the things that make me happy

I get to see
Everyone who's anyone to me
Being so nonsensical and merry

And yet, something deep within me isn't right
Despite the smile on my face, I wanna fall down and cry

Oh, whyyyyyyy
Why doesn't it make me happy
The one thing I thought would please me
And yet I still feel so empty

Oh, noooooooo
I just feeeeeel so low
My pain, no one will ever know
How do I stop these tears from falliiiiiing

Now,
Now it's past 1am
The shitposting's still going
And still, I can't stop this pain

Though usually it lifts my spirits
But now it's just not doing it
All I feel inside is sadness and rain

Dear god, it all just hurts so much
Oh lawdy, it makes me wanna fall over and cryyy-ee-yyy

Oh, whyyyyyyy
Why doesn't it make me happy
The one thing I thought would please me
And yet I still feel so empty

Oh, noooooooo
I just feeeeeel so low
My pain, no one will ever know
How do I stop these tears from falliiiiiiiiiii-hiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiing

It's almost over and done, yet I feel the same
My happiness replaced with pain aaaaand shame
And though I know this isn't how it's supposed tooo beeee
I can't seem to help it, it's just something wrong with me-eee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh, why, oh why, oh whyy-hyy-yyyy
Why doesn't it make me happy
The one thing I thought would please me
And yet I still feel so empty

Oh, nooooo no no no nooo no
I just feeeeeel so low
My pain, no one will ever know
How do I stop these tears from falliiiiiing

How

How do I stop these teeaaars from falling

WHY

Why do I feel so loooo-oooow

Oh, noooooooooooooooooo (music fades out)

Comments

  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    NEVAAAAAAAAR
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-23 03:18:13
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    TT_TT

    MV

    dun cry

    I <3 u
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    I <3 u too, Bob.

    For dinner.
  • BobBob
    I remember he told me
    He told me not to cry
    That's exactly what he said
    When those tears fell from my eyes

    And I looked at him
    Looked him dead in the face
    And I said in reply
    "Glblfrghlwcs"

    He looked back at me
    With an expression of confusion
    Still he didn't see me
    He clung to the delusion

    I started to walk away
    To sort the feelings running through my head
    Then he grabbed me the shoulders
    And turned me around, that's when he said

    _________________________
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-23 03:22:47
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "Midnight Velvet I love you, let's make babies instead?"
  • BobBob
    Well, as you can imagine I was pretty shocked
    But I could tell from his face that I wasn't being mocked
    He was about serious as a heart attack
    It took me a minute to say something back
    But the only thing that I was able to say was
    __________________________________
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Baby let's frak?
  • BobBob
    I wondered why I'd even think to say something like that
    I wanted to hit myself with a baseball bat
    But dude looked delighted, it was plain to see
    He was really looking forward to making babies with me

    So we went back to his place and the clothes started flying
    And it got a little hot, and baby I ain't lying
    Then I got bored and searched his room for some "toys"
    And I found _______________________
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Piles upon piles of pictures of little boys.
  • BobBob
    Obviously, I was beyond turned off
    I was ready to bail
    But I saw this one picture in the back
    And it was hot as hell

    The little boy in it was wearing a _____________
    And ________ing a __________ with a ___________
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    tutu

    screwing

    dog

    bell
  • BobBob
    So I was like "Aww, yeah, let's do this, bitch"
    And I put him in a tutu and gave him a bell
    And I told him "now you can scratch my itch
    And while you're at it, help me open this mail."

    As confused as he was, he happily obliged
    And to my delight, he ________________
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "fucked till I cried."
  • BobBob
    He was so _______ it felt like I was ______
    Even when the ______ _______ and my _______ ________
    And I said "DAMN, SON, YOU'RE MAKING ME ________"
    To which he replied "___________"
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    'big' 'cling wrap' 'rubber broke' 'rectum prolapsed' 'SICK' 'SUCK MY DICK'


    ...don't look at me like that. It's what madlibs are for.

  • BobBob
    Well, he didn't heed my warning and I had to puke
    And I could tell he was just about ready to rebuke
    But he was far too busy fucking me silly
    That is, until he ____________________
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    broke his willy
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    watched Free Willy

    went Benny Hill-y
  • BobBob
    So I sat there, with his willy in my hand
    Watching a Free Willy Benny Hill montage, and
    I turned to him and asked how we ended up like this
    And he answered ____________________
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    "I drank a mix of vodka and piss"

    "All I ever wanted was a kiss"

    I was added to the FBI's Most Wanted list"
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