People who think Boku No Pico is simple porn

Myrmidon

It's not. Boku No Pico is a deeply sociological and psychological work, with romance so tender it makes you forget how incredibly sad everything else is. It's also filled with explicit shotacon fanservice.

Some might question why explicit pornography for pedophiles is needed in a work of such brilliance, but those people have common sense and must be shunned.

Nyktos

Is this supposed to be parodying something?

GLORIOUSLeader

Of course not. Since when has Myrmidon ever done that? 

Stormtroper

I'm pretty sure I've seen the first paragraph somewhere, about Kodomo no Jikan.

Copypasta:

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was
talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name
only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? He just
giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING
IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as
I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

GLORIOUSLeader

That's almost as painful as most YouTube comments. Almost. 

But not quite...

And IJBM: people who say the same about Lyrical Nanoha. 

ninjaclown

You guys are forgetting this thing is a video too. Maybe it was originally a video.

RedEyedAbyss

I'd like to take credit for introducing Myrmidon to that phrase (as usual, he made it a case of Never Live It Down). It was originally on TVTropes's I Read It For The Articles article.

Myrmidon

Sometimes I let people live things down.

I rarely mention the fact that Inkblot was once dumb enough to believe that ED wasn't a humor site.

GLORIOUSLeader

Well, to the untrained eye, it could be construed as a front for Storm...front.

You ever seen their Aboriginal page? 

snowbull

Oh god, I can only imagine.

CommandoDude